Ashfur: Hey, Squirrelflight, wanna go to the movies with me and I don't know who else because I somehow got three tickets.
Squirrelflight: Sure...
Hollyleaf: PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ashfur: No, Hollyleaf.
Hollyleaf: HECK YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Wait, what?! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! D:
Ashfur: HEY, CLOUDTAIL, WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH SQUIRRELFLIGHT AND I, BEST FRIEND?
Cloudtail: And da pickles...
Ashfur: Whut? o.o
Cloudtail: And da pickles, and da pickles.... Ooh... and da pickles... o3o
Ashfur: Whut now? O_O
Cloudtail: AND DA PICKLES!!!!
Ashfur: Let's just go... o_o *Goes in car with Squirrelflight*
Brambleclaw: HEY, THAT'S MY CAR! >:o
Ashfur: I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. >.> *Drives*
Car: *Goes into ShadowClan territory and destroys it*
Blackstar: HEY! >:O
Car: *Arrives at cinema*
Ashfur: *Runs out with Squirrelflight* *Hands tickets over to Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: Not allowed in.
Ashfur: What? o.o
Hawkfrost: YOU MAY NOT ENTER, FISH-BRAIN! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Ashfur: What did you say?
Hawkfrost: You heard me, fish-brain. >.>
Ashfur: I WASTED MY MONEY ON THESE TICKETS?! WHAT?!?!!??!
Hawkfrost: You heard me. -.-
Squirrelflight: O.O
ShadowClan: *Storm behind Ashfur*
Ashfur: I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZER! *Lazers come out of eyes and destroys everything, turning them to dust*
Hawkfrost's dust: ._.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
