Ashfur: Hollyleaf?
Hollyleaf: *Hides sharpie* Yes?
Ashfur: Paw the sharpie over. LOL! Get it? Paw the sharpie over? LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!
Hollyleaf: ... MY SHARPIE! >:(
Ashfur: LOL. Now, Hollyleaf, I'm serious. Paw the sharpie over.
Hollyleaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Draws a funny face on Ashfur's face and runs off* *Pushes a tree over and sees a pile of sharpies* Sharpies... My lovely, lovely sharpies... *Pushes tree back over* My sharpies! T_T
Ashfur: *Goes near WindClan's border*
Hollyleaf: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SHARPIES! *Pounces*
Ashfur: Holly--! *Hits head off of a rock*
Hollyleaf: LEAVE MY SHARPIES! *Draws on face with a pink sharpie*
Ashfur: *Goes down the river*
Hollyleaf: Bye, Swimfur. >:)
Leafpool: :O
Hollyleaf: *Pads off* Sharpies, sharpies, sharpies... Sharpies..
Leafpool: Hollyleaf... what has become of you?
Hollyleaf: Sharpies.
Bluestar: And that was why Ashfur died. Of course, this isn't true, but if it was, then Hollyleaf would be known as the sharpie lover. This teaches the lesson that you --
Hollyleaf: LEAVE MY SHARPIES! *Draws a mustache and beard on Bluestar's face*
StarClan: *Laugh at Bluestar*
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
