HAHA WHAT

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SO I GOT A SLUTHERIN JACKET BY THE WAY AKKFRHWVANDD IT HAS SLYTHERIN PRINTED ON THE RIGHT SLEEVE AND THE SLYTHERIN EMBLEM ON WHAT SHOULD BE A BREAST POCKET BUT IS ACTUALLY (surprise surprise) NOTHING

IT WAS LIKE $70 BUT IT WAS WORTH IT

AHHSJRFOFJ

AND I FOUND OUT THAT DESTIEL WON THE TCA FROM FOX AND SO DID JARED AND AGSJDKDJD

IM PROUD OF MY LITTLE SQUISH NUGGETS

AGSHDIEWOQJBSBDD

Okay I have a point this time and it's not about the jacket (although I wish it was)

So, like this is the one book (aka place bc books) where I am actually myself. Not even on Instagram am I myself. And I don't have a tumblr (anymore), so I can't be myself there lmao

But anywayyyyy

Yeah. This is the one place that I literally screech and no one gives a flying fuck and I can complain and people actUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND COMMENT AWHH THANKS CHILDREN and I can write shitty stories and everyone loves them even though they're literal trash and I just really love wattpad, okay? Okay.

OH AND BARTHOLOMEW

BRO

HES FUCKING AWESOME

AND HE SAID HE LIKES ME BUT HES LIKE EIGHTEEN AND IM FOURTEEN AND THATS ONLY FOUR YEARS BUT ITS STILL ILLEGAL AND HADKEROSNSBFF

I SORTA LIKE HIM TOO BUT IVE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR LIKE FOUR DAYS SO LIKE ?¿ IDK BUT AGSJDKFTJHRBEE I AM A HAPPY CHILD BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES ME HAHAJDFOFJEHBHAAHAHAHAHAHAS

OKAY IM DONE GBYE

SORRY FOR ANNOYING YOU GUYS

OKAY NOW IM DONE

BLEEPBLOOPURABABE (dude I haven't done that in foREVER)

BYEEEEEE

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