My short stories

Random Things

Note: None of the scenarios are connected to each other. This was written for fun.

Rose: *Reads a Wattpad fanfic where Shu is a girl pretending to be a boy*

Rose: *Questions her sexuality*

Rose: Am I straight or a lesbian?

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Ella: *Accidentally buys blonde hair dye instead of conditioner*

(The next day)

Ella: *Goes down to breakfast*

Thomas (Ella's adoptive brother): Amy, what are you doing here?

Ella: I'm Ella, remember?

Thomas: No you're not. Ella has brown hair, not blonde.

Ella: What? *Runs back upstairs*

Ella: AAH! I'M BLONDE!

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Kirika: Shu, when are you getting married?

Shu: Not now, sis. I'm not even dating.

Kirika: Okay, I will get you a girlfriend. *Runs off*

Shu: She's probably just kidding.

(An hour later)

Kirika: *Uses megaphone* DOES ANYONE WANT TO DATE MY BROTHER?

Shu: *Hides in the bathroom and is dying of embarrassment*

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Nya: WHO TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH? I SWEAR THAT YOU...

Everyone except Kai: *Hides so that they don't have to face Nya's wrath*

Kai: *Tries to calm Nya down*

Wu: Who is that shouting... *Sees angry Nya* Nevermind. *Runs off because he's scared too*

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(When Shu's friends see him for the first time as Red Eye)

Shu: *Puts on an act so that no one suspects that it's him*

Shu: *Thinks* My friends are idiots. How have they not noticed anything?

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(When Lloyd was a kid)

Lloyd: *Wakes up from a nightmare and goes into the bathroom*

Hope: *Is trying to clean up some blood stains from her pyjamas*

Lloyd: *Sees Hope with her bloody pyjamas and screams loud enough to wake up everyone in the Bounty*

Lloyd: Everyone! Hope's dying!

Hope: What? No. I'm having... A girl thing.

And that was how Lloyd learned about periods at ten years old.

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(When Shu is sick)

Rose: Will you stop trying to get out of bed? You need to rest.

Shu: But I'm not (sneezes) sick!

Valt: Here, I have made some soup.

Shu: *Tastes the soup* Why is it sweet?

Valt: Oops. I must have added sugar instead of salt.

Rose: Just go to sleep.

Shu: But I'm (sneezes) not tired.

Rose: Then I'll cuddle you until you fall asleep.

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Kairi: Happy birthday Rose!

Rose: Oh, a bouquet of roses... How ironic Aha! *Gets squirted in the face*

Kairi: Got you! Those are trick flowers.

Rose: Hmph! *Looks annoyed*

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Cassie: *Tries to fit in her dress but can't*

Cassie: Oh no! Mom, help!

Mrs Banter: What's wrong, Cassie?

Cassie: Mom, I think that I have gained weight. *Bursts into tears*

Mrs Banter: Cassie, you haven't gained weight.

Cassie: How do you know that?

Mrs Banter: Because that dress is meant for a ten-year-old.