My short stories

Incorrect Quotes

Note: This is just for fun. None of the scenarios are connected to each other.

Shu: You're the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Rose: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Shu: Absolutely not.

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Amy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Ella: You're like 13 years old

Amy: I MIGHT DIE AT 26!

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Kai: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Lloyd: Thank you

Kai: I didn't say that was a good thing

Lloyd: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Lloyd: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Hope's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Cassie: The bloodline ends with me.

Susan: That's the fanciest way I have heard anyone saying, 'I'm a lesbian.'

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Lloyd: Why is everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Jay: I'm gonna tell him.

Kai: Don't you dare.

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Harry: I am strong! I beat Ron in arm wrestling!

Hermione: Anyone can beat Ron in arm wrestling.

Ron: Hey-

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DJ: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Michelle: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stephanie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Valt: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Shu: No way, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Rose walks in*

Shu: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Lily: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

James: Even better!

Lily: What did you-

James: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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This was when Lloyd was a kid.

Lloyd: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Nya: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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