Holiday One-Shots

Laughing Matters (Yandere Clowns x Child Reader)

((Y/N)'s POV) Age: 6

Today was like any other boring day on this boring form in the middle of where with only chores, the big field with patches of grass for the crops and stuff to be placed for some of the trees, and the rest was crop fields and dirt. We had nothing to really do around here unless you count the video games I have inside, but even then nobody plays with me and we don't get that much internet out here. I'm only out here with my mommy and daddy and they only want to farm and sell what we grow to business people. Nobody else ever comes out here. I was out doing my share of chores like feeding the piggies, chickens, cows, and horses, and taking out the trash in the house.

(Y/N)'s mind-When is something fun and new going to happen around here?

I finished my chores and was about to go inside to play some games, but then I heard something like tires screeching and a small horn beeping from very far away. I looked to see a cloud of dirt being kicked up off the dirt road but didn't see the car that much.

(Y/N)-Daddy! We got another buyer!... Daddy!

I didn't think he could hear me, so I went to the barn and saw that he was listening to music while chopping some wood. I got to where he could see me and he pulled out his ar buds.

Daddy-What?

(Y/N)-More buyers.

Daddy-What? We don't have anyone coming today.

(Y/N)-Well, a car is coming and nobody really comes out here.

I followed him back out to the front of the farm road, but there was only a small car that didn't look bigger than those toy cars at the grocery store I ride in sometimes. I looked at my Daddy and he looked at the tracks to find bigger tire tracks or something, but there were none.

Daddy-Is this a remote control car?

(Y/N)-Can I get one like this?!

Just then the doors opened on both sides and that's when a couple of clown ladies came out to stretch.