chaipunk one shots

Cats🩵

Based on a talk I had with my dad one night.

Hobie pov:
As I smoked a bowl pavitr was talking to me. Miguel decided to keep us till 945 for it is now 10. Ugh I hate him with a burning passion. I mean he will bully anyone. Except a literal toy. I am starting to think Miguel is a simp for the Lego.

Then I saw pavs black cat. "Here kitty kitty!" Then Lucy ran away from me. "Ok I see how it is bitch!" "HOBIE!" "WHAT?" anyways-" "What I'd I shoot her quth a water gun?" "NO!" "Or a super soaker?" "No!" "What about a fire hose then!?!?" "HOBIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?" "WANT A LIST OR DO U WANNA REFER TO MY THERAPIST!?!?" "HOBIE?" "YEAH!?!?" "Why are you like this?"

I turned slightly pink and red. "Oh great now I am a walking valentines day decoration!" "Ok hobie." He said chuckling. I relight the bowl I was smoking. Then pavi went up and grabbed a bowl of cereal. Despite it being 11. He looked at me first. "Is it ok if I eat some cereal?" "Luv you don't have to ask me if u can have some food." He smiled at that. Then quite literally devoured the food. I just laughed. He is so cute.

All for now!