Anyway, I was editing a video about sleep deprived weirdo crushing on me at my boyfriend's house when the virus walked in. He asked what I was doing, and I answered, "Wanna see?" And so I showed him the video. Here is the link for those who are interested: https://youtu.be/uMcWS2691SI?feature=shared
His reaction was, "Why do you dislike him?" I was going to answer, "That's none of your business." But I said, "He's just annoying, he's so unprofessional, and, if that's not enough, he has a fly around him! How the frick does no one notice that?! Either he has a problem or he needs to see a doctor! Like that's gross, am I right??" The virus just said, "I hope your hate for him doesn't last long." I said, "Well tough shit buddy it's gonna go the distance."
And it is!! I don't know what people see in him. Really I don't.
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The Bain of my Existence
HumorBasically a way of saying "the person I hate" Credit to @swiftylestarch for the cover! Disclaimer: this is NOT for fans of sleep deprived weirdo! If you read this and are offended, don't go venting to your friends that my story sucks. That's on you...
