jjba one-shots :D || completed!

wine talk || jotaro x drunk!reader || requested!

this was requested by Mimeemationsxd! i hope you enjoy, and thanks for the request! <3

"Jotaro, Y/N's drunk." Kakyoin's voice carries over the phone speaker, and Jotaro groans. "You've got to be fucking kidding me." He frowns, and Kakyoin replies with a "Nope.". "Can you come and get her? She's getting into lots of trouble already." He asks, and Jotaro sighs, standing up and throwing on his coat. "Fine." He agrees, and Kakyoin thanks him before hanging up.

"Come on, Y/N. It's time to go." Kakyoin pulls you off of the dance floor, and you start to cry and whine in response. "I don't wanna gooo~" You clumsily pull on Kakyoin's hair curl, and he sighs, smirking at you as you spin around like a planet, at least, that's what you're calling yourself doing. "No, Y/N. We have school tomorrow, and you look like an idiot right now." He teases, and you sigh, leaning your head on Kakyoin's shoulder.

"I don't wanna leave just yettt~" You moan, stumbling into a wall. You try to hit the wall, and Kakyoin pulls you away before you break the clock sitting there. "Jotaro's going to take you to his house and help you out there." He explains, opening the doors to the club and taking you out of them. "JoJo?" You ask clumsily, and he nods, staring at his phone. "Yes, JoJo." He replies, texting Jotaro.

We're outside waiting for you. 

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming, goddamnit.

Shaking his head, Kakyoin sighs, taking off his jacket and putting it around you. You snuggle into it, and giggle as you point to Kakyoin's face. "Your face looks funny." You giggle, and Kakyoin laughs, leading you to a bench. "I bet it does." He replies, and you slump down on the bench, closing your eyes as you sing a made up song. Kakyoin watches you in amusement and disbelief. "I knew you couldn't handle alcohol well. I don't know how I let you talk me into it." He laughs, and you smile, pointing at random things and calling it pretty.

After a while, you get so silly that you try to ask out a light pole, mocking Kakyoin's voice while you rub it seductively. "Hey, cherry." You tease, and Kakyoin frowns, laughing. "I do not sound like that." He says, and you stare at him, confused. "Oh--Oh yes you do!" You laugh back, and continue to flirt with the light pole.

A black car drives up, and a tall figure steps out of it, his black coat making him blend in. "Oh, thank God. You're here." Kakyoin walks over to Jotaro, gesturing to you, slumped back on the bench. "Take her now, she's getting worse." He whispers, and Jotaro looks at him, confused. "What do you mean 'worse'?" Jotaro growls, his deep voice filled with annoyance.

"She was just pretending to be me and flirt with a light pole." Kakyoin replies, and Jotaro stares at him in disbelief. "Really?" Jotaro asks, and Kakyoin nods, helping you stand up. "JoJo?" You ask confused, and then slump into his arms, laughing. "Hiiiiii, JoJo~" You tease him, kissing him. Jotaro blushes, and pushes you off of him, opting to pick you up bridal style and carry you away.

"Bye, Norii!" You wave like a child at the red haired boy, and he laughs, waving back at you. Jotaro walks you to his car and sets you in the passenger's seat, closing the door behind you. He enters the driver's side, and starts the car up. "JoJo?" You ask, and he ignores you, starting to pull out of the parking space. "JoJo!" You yell, tapping his strong, muscled arm. He still continues to ignore you, eyes on the road.

"JoJo!" You yell one more time, and Jotaro curses, turning to look at you. "What the hell do you want, bitch?" He growls, and you grab his hand, laying on it. "Nothing. I'm just hungry." You giggle, and he mutters some more expletives before staring at you. "What--What do you want?" He asks, and you shrug, rolling down your window and unbuckling your seatbelt. 

"What the actual hell are you doing?" He yells, and you start to stick your head out of the window, yelling like a crazy person. Jotaro takes his hand and pulls you back into the car, buckling you back up and rolling up and child locking your window. "Stay in your damn seatbelt. I'm not trying to go to jail again." He growls, and you frown, laying your head back down on his arm. Jotaro's green eyes glare at you, but he sighs and leaves you be.

"Can we play some music?" You frown, and Jotaro stares at you, rolling his eyes. He turns on the radio, and the song The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala starts to play. Smiling, you turn it up and sing terribly, Jotaro wincing everytime you try to hit the notes.

"Come on, JoJo!! Sing it with me!" You cheer, and Jotaro shakes his head. "I'm not fucking doing that." He replies, and you whine, hiccuping in the process. "Pleaseeeee~" You ask, and Jotaro sighs, running a hand through his curly black hair. "Fine." He relents.

"She said "It's not now or never, wait ten years we'll be together." " You yell the song at the top of your lungs, and Jotaro sighs, shaking his head before he sings his part. "Go on, JoJo! It's your part!" You cheer him on, and he blushes, sighing. "I hate you for making me do this." Jotaro frowns, and you ignore him, clapping as his part starts.

"I said "Better late than never; just don't make me wait forever." " Jotaro's deep voice contrasts yours, and you blush, listening to the way it flows. He has a nice voice, and when he sings, it's a nice, smooth tenor voice, perfect for his beautiful, masculine looks.

"Don't make me wait forever." You two finish the lines together, and you stare at Jotaro, blushing. "What?" He asks annoyed, staring back at you. "Your voice is nice." You say, and he blushes, clearing his throat. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now shut the hell up and close your damn eyes." He growls, and you sigh, kind of tired anyway. Closing your eyes, you drift into sleep.

---⭐---

When you wake up, you're laying on Jotaro's couch, a blanket on top of you and a glass of water on the coffee table. You're in a tank top that's more of a dress on you than a tank top, and you hear jazz music playing on the speakers. "JoJo...." You groan, sitting up and looking around. Jotaro sits at the table, taking a bite of a sandwich. He stares at you and sighs, standing up and bringing you a plate from the counter.

"Here." He says, placing the plate in front of you. It's instant noodles with apple slices. "Who's dad are you?" You tease, still very drunk. "Oh, shut the hell up and eat already." He groans, taking off his black coat, revealing a form fitting purple tank top. You blush, noticing his muscles bulging from under the shirt. "What the hell are you doing sitting with your mouth open? Eat." He says again, and you blush, smirking. You grab on his arm, and pull him down to you.

"Feed me." You mutter, and Jotaro blushes, staring at you with disbelief in his green eyes. "I'm not feeding you. You are not a child." He pushes you away, and you start to cry. Jotaro sits there in disbelief at watching you break into tears that easily, and sighs to himself, cursing. "Fine." He sighs, and picks up an apple slice, handing it to you.

You take it happily, smiling as you munch on the fruit. "Where were you? I couldn't find you~" You whine, taking a sip of your water. Jotaro rolls his eyes, giving you another slice. "You completely trashed my house, and you threw up twice all over my living room and bathroom floors." He sighs, his nose crinkling in disgust.

"I threw up? What color was it--" You start to ask, but Jotaro shuts you up, sticking an apple slice in your mouth. "Eat, damn it!" He yells, and you shut up, finishing your noodles and apples. "Hey, JoJo?" You ask, cuddling into Jotaro's chest. He stares at you, trying to push you off, but eventually just lets you lay there, sighing as he curses to himself. "What?" He replies.

"I like you." You blush, and Jotaro jolts, his body shaking in surprise. "You what?" He asks, and you bring his face to yours for a kiss, closing your eyes. After a while, he gives in, blushing after he pulls away.

"I like you too, Y/N." He says, his deep voice shaking with embarrassment. 

"I still think that's the fucking wine talking, though." He replies, and you shake your head, falling asleep in Jotaro's arms.