credits to @iucvitu on tiktok cuz I found this shit funny asf
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Zapichu
did anyone hear midoryia yell "stfu" or am I imagining things..mytype
you're not I just saw him storm out bakugo's roomzapichu
ayo? @mintkink do you know anyth since you're the closest ?mintkink
it's nothingIhaveBones
"it's nothing" if you don't shut your lying ass mouthbomba
can we atleast fucking talkIhaveBones
TALK ABOUT IT? I SAID LIKE 400 TIMES AND YOU BOTH DECIDED TO BE DEAFI'm not talking abt shit ffs
daddyshark
hey man...this isn't very manly of youihavebones
shut your irrelevant ass upmytype
what's going on-bomba
icyhot and I got into an argument abt whether strawberries or blueberries are better and now fucking deku is madloser
this my chanceIhaveBones 'replying to loser'
leave me the fuck alone you flying balloongrapes
what abt me midoryia? give me a chance 😕mintkink 'replying to grapes'
I'll make sure you know why I'm my father's sonIhaveBones
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY AND I DONT WANT HIS UGLY ASS!!!! HIS MAMA PROBABLY GOT A LITTERING FINE WHEN SHE DROPPED HIS ASS OFF TO SCHOOLLoser
I'm clearly next in line idk what yall on aboutbomba
you're next in line to shut your mouth before teeth are coming out of it and I doubt you can afford to fix itihavebones
I'M ABT TO GO BACK TO BEING A VIGILANTE IF YALL DONT LEAVE ME TF ALONEMintkink
relax...I acted hasty. were done arguingihavebones
you were acting like your bitchass dad that's whatbomba
deku you don't fucking mean itihavebones
just like you didn't mean it when you told me to kms right?tapemedaddy
lemme just 🍿ihavebones
YOU FIND THIS ENTERTAINING? I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE THAT POPCORN UP YOUR ASShotnerd
midoryia languageIhaveBones
spanglish smartass what else???sleepycat
midoryia you're being too emotional. calm downIhaveBones
says the mf that cries when his daughter gets distantsleepycat
don't bring y/n in thisyou want to get expelled
IhaveBones
bitch you can't expell me💀💀daddyshark
what did you guys even do to make him this MAD
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