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𝒔𝒊𝒙𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏༄:Bakuhoe

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Y/n
Bakugo

Bakugo

Bakugo

Bakuhoe
ITS 3AM FFS

WHAT DO YOU WANT

Y/n
I can't sleep

Bakuhoe
Not my problem

Y/n
Do you wanna burn some stuff with me?

Bakuhoe
Where will you even find a place to burn in dumbass

LET ME SLEEP

Bakuhoe changed y/n to dumbitch

Dumbitch
I know a dumpster nearby ig

OK jk there's no place we can burn but like I REALLY CANT SLEEP

do you wanna go on itsme app and call?

Bakuhoe
Shut the fuck up

No

Dumbitch
Okay :|

Bakuhoe
FUCKING I CANT SLEEP ANYMORE CUZ OF YOU

YOU BETTER WAIT FOR ME

In itsme app
'incoming call from lord explosion murder'

you: sup

Bakugo: EWWWWW

You: ew what?

Bakugo:your character looks musty asf

You: my character looks musty? Your character looks like a fucking Christmas tree and WHY DO YOU HAVE CAT EARS ON?

Bakugo:WHY DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADBAND ON? YOU KNOW THE POINT OF A HEADBAND IS TO HOLD BACK HAIR. Where are your hair follicles at? 😒

Are they playing hide n seek? Come out come out wherever you are bitch.

You: you wanna talk about hide n seek?
Where did your upper lip go? How are you even doing all this talking without a mouth? 🤨

Bakugo: aren't you fucking used to it? I bet you spent alot of fucking time listening with those big ass elephant ears.

You: did you get vaccinated?

Bakugo: I did actually you bitch

You: THEN WHY ARE YOUR TEETH STILL SOCIAL DISTANCING

bakugo: why are your eyes fucking social distancing? Ur eyes going throught a divorce, they're separating. They're working out the fucking paper with the lawyer.

You: and you can land an airplane on this big ass forehead looking a landing strip.

Bakugo: UR FOREHEAD LOOKS LIKE A LANDING Strip, YOUR GRAY SIDE PARTS LOOK LIKE ROADS.