𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

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Chaeri: Alright, NiKi, let's go over this one more time
Jungwon: What do we do if something breaks?
NiKi: We try and fix it before Jay hyung gets home
Chaeri: And if that doesn't happen?
NiKi: Blame Sunoo hyung
Sunoo: You bitch—

•••

Sunghoon *reading a recipe*: Beat three eggs? 🤔
Jake: It means like hand to hand combat 💪
Sunghoon: Ohhhh
Chaeri and Jay: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

•••

Chaeri: oh by the way Jake, you were hella drunk last night
Jake: no I wasn't. I barely had any
Chaeri: you kept on trying to kiss Sunghoon to taste his lip balm
Jake: I'm sure he enjoyed it
Sunghoon: I didn't.
Chaeri: that is a lie

•••

Chaeri: Uh NiKi why are you smiling so much?
NiKi: Can't I just be happy?
Jungwon: Jay hyung tripped on his way to practice

•••

*while driving to Hybe*
Chaeri, looking out the window: What would happen if we just swerved off the bridge and our car caught on fire?
Jay: Chaeri what the-
Jungwon: Just leave her be, it's normal at this point

•••

Sunoo: How do you block someone in real life?
Jungwon: ghost them
Chaeri: Restraining order
NiKi: murder.

•••

Jungwon: Would you punch me for two thousand dollars?
Heeseung: Nooooo I would never :(

Niki: Noona would you punch me—
Chaeri *squaring up*: Gladly

•••

Jay: Chae isn't answering her phone
Jungwon: I'll call
Jay: Jake, NiKi, Heeseung and I have each tried six times—
Chaeri *after one ring*: Hello?

•••

Chaeri: Nah I'm done, I'm not doing this anymore
NiKi: BUT HEAR ME OUT THE EARTH ISNT A PLANET
Chaeri: HOW THE FUCK IS THE EARTH NOT A PLANET?!

•••

Jake: do you ever feel like there are bugs on you when there aren't?
NiKi: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you murdered
Jake:
Chaeri: look what you did, you scared him, you stupid idiot

•••

NiKi: we can bake these macarons for 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Chaeri: That's not how it works—
Sunghoon: FLOOR IT!!
NiKi: 4,000,000 for one second?
Chaeri: YOULL BURN DOWN THE DORM
NiKi: IM GOING TO HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE MACARONS
Chaeri: GET AWAY FROM THE OVEN

•••

Sunoo: alright, are you ready to drive?
Chaeri: the question is: are YOU ready for me to drive?
Sunoo: Eh, I've had a pretty good life so far
Chaeri: Buckle up then 🤗

•••

Sunghoon: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Jay: no
NiKi: Nope
Chaeri: absolutely not
Sunoo: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through
Sunghoon: Okay well damn no need to-
Chaeri *laughing*: Pffft I hope it sucks? Wow!
Jake, Jungwon, Heeseung: What the fuck-
Jay: I hope it emotionally scars you
Sunoo: I hope you reach out so I can ignore you
Sunghoon: Why do you all hate me so much?
Chaeri: I'll go get the list

•••

Chaeri: Jungwon do you love me? 🥺
Jungwon: Normally I would say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it








[a/n
Hi so this is a mini chapter just to get y'all by for the next couple days bc I have a BIG chapter coming up for this book 🤭 it's going to be published on September 18th.  So look out for that!!
Also these incorrect quotes are sometimes things that me and my friends say 😭]

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