Parallax (Suicidal Vigilante Deku)

I made a grave mistake

Aizawa(whispering): A lot *sigh*

Nezu: Bold of you to say this. I heard the police got a picture of me in an onesie.

Me: And what birdy told you that?

Nezu: A certain someone who tried to blackmail me back.

Me: Sure as if they would do that. 

Nezu: Hahahaha You trust them quite a lot.

Me: Yeah cause they have my back long before you had it.

Nezu: Very well. You are right. They haven't told me a thing.

Me: Let me guess, you hacked one of my dad's phone. 

Nezu: Correct.

Me: Pfff- you really thought I wouldn't be able to see through you?

Mic (whisperin): I wouldn't have.

Aizawa (whispering): That's because he is smarter then the average.

Mic (whispering): I am proud and scared of this conversation.

Aizawa (whispering): He can do it.

Nezu: HAHAHAHA a worthy challenger indeed. 

Me: Is this all?

Nezu: Yes.

Me: Since you were quite bold calling this late, I'll have you compensate for the time. My parents are not payed for answereing you call in the middle of the night.

Nezu: What do you want and I'll conder it.

Me: USJ building. I want to go there to train with class 1A.

Nezu: Consider it done and remove all the pictures.

Me: Deal.

Nezu: See you at 8 and by then make sure the pictures are gone.

Me: Sure.

Just like that I hung up on the rat and looked at my fathers. One was sweating and the other one was proud of me and immediately ruffled my hair. Oh this felt kinda nice but also a bit weird.

Me: Papa, can I get your phone?

Mic: Sure, here.

After Mic gave me his phone, I made sure to chuck it at the next wall breaking it completly of course. There was no way that Nezu was not spying on that phone since Mic send the pictures over to Tsukauchi. That also meant he had something on the phone and this was the quickest way to get basically rid of evidence as well as that picture.

Mic: NOOOO! My phone. What was that even for?

Me: Nezu is spying on you over that phone.

Mic: My poor phone.

Aizawa: I'll get you a new one.

Mic: Was this really necessary?

Me: No but this was the questest way and I am tired.

Aizawa:*sigh* Let me guess, I'll inform Tsukauchi about this?

Me: Yes please.

Mic: ... my phone.... my baby....

Maybe I shouldn't have gone and done that... but I am tired.

I want to sleeo and I have to be at UA at 8 again.

3 or more like 2 and something hours of sleep.

I'll take the couch here.

I was really too tired to actually go up to my room and flopped onto the couch in the living room. The moment I hit the cushions I was laready gone and sleeping it all off. This was really just one exhausting night.

Mic's POV:

I was a bit sad because of my phone but I got what my son meant with the questes way. This was actually the clearnest way of getting rid of Nezu's blackmagic after all. Besides it wasn't as if I was saving every data on cloud anyways.

Me: Should we bring him up?

Aizawa: Yeah.

Me: I'll do it. You inform Tsuki about what happened.

Aww you look soo cute and tired.

I am glad you want to protect us but you should act more like around your age.

You are protected as well and we can handle that rat for you.

Trust us.

We will always love you.

Just like that I carried my little son to his room. He was still in his vigilante costume but I didn't bother to change his clothing since he was alseep and he looked comfy in it. Didn't wanted to wake up that kid after all.

Me: Sleep tight my little listener. No one can hurt you with us around...