So like, this is a what if.
What if Bosacius was alive and went back up with the chasm gang?
Short
A purple yaksha wanted to see how much Liyue changed over the years. Despite the green yaksha telling him to not go and to stay at the inn, he stumbled upon Aether. The blond chirped at the sudden figure towering him. He had four arms, looked almost like Xiao if he didn't have purple hair and different tattoos, and looked around 6'4. Paimon stood behind him, scared herself at the four armed man.
"So you're that traveler Alatus talked out! He called you pretty, had beautiful creamed colored eyes, said you looked like the night sky, said he wished you were in the bed with him.." The Yaksha kept on rambling on about what Xiao said to him. Aether stood there like a tomato rapidly ripening and growing. Xiao came over and grabbed one of his arms.
"BOSACIUS, I SAID NOTHING OF THOSE LIES, LEAVE THE TRAVELER IN PEACE!"-Xiao
Bosacius tried to knock Xiao off of his arms. "No no, I most definitely heard that you wanted him in bed with you. Of course, I have no idea what that means, but I think it's cute."-Bosacius
"*screeches in Aether*"-Aether
"THERES TEA?"-Bosacius
Aether just stood there and screeched like a idiot. Even Paimon was confused, and she didn't have a single brain cell.
"You broke the traveler! I'm telling Rex Lapis!"-Xiao
"YOU PROMISED! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TELL HIM!"-Bosacius
"You so happened to break Liyue's savior and Rex Lapis's good friend. And he's my best friend. So ten geo sigils for my silence."-Xiao
"Alatus, you're a meanie."-Bosacius
A/N : Im sorry he sounds like the type of person to say that help 😭
"Yeah Yeah, and you're older than me. This is sad."-Xiao
Xiao took the broken Aether and placed him in his teapot. Paimon followed in.
Wait how was Aether in the teapot again?
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