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Announcement - "To all ships, admiral wasn't feeling well. He assigned his secretary, which is me, Tosa, to create this weekly report. Uh... I don't know what else to write on here, might not be long though, only a few incidents here and there."
Yorktown - "I think you should calm down. You aren't doing yourself a favor being angry and all, you know?"
Hornet - "Uhm, stop flashing the other shipgirls, please? I know you came out as a lesbian and all, and it was funny at first, but it's getting annoying now."
Admiral Hipper - "I'm glad you have tits now. I really am, but I don't think bragging about it is okay now. Maybe you should try and mourn about your sister first."
Hood - "The commander spies on you? So all those rumors are true then, right?"
Warspite - "I think dogs are allowed on base, but I don't think you can own 500 of them, at max it should be two or four."
Monarch - "Another fight with Belfast? Can you two not fight again? The commander wouldn't be pleased with another one."
Ark Royal - "You're not allowed to be near destroyers. I'm pretty sure the commander made that clear. No, he didn't say otherwise."
London - "Can you, well, not terrorize the royal destroyers? They've been filing complaints left and right for the commander."
New Jersey - "I think North Carolina tried to kidnap you. I think at least, I can't really remember what happened that day."
Cleveland - "It's bad to smoke, please don't do it. Thank you!"
Montpelier - "Don't be mean to your sister, it's not nice and she could get hurt someday."
Graf Zeppelin - "Do you need someone to talk to? I'm here if you have anger issues with the world. It seems like you hate the world that much."
Friedrich Der Grosse - "You've been visiting the commander's office a lot... I'm not assuming you two are, you know, but I think it's a little suspicious."
Shinano - "What kind of dreams do you see? You always say the commander's are vague or blank. Can you somewhat explain it to all of us."
Mikasa - "We... we aren't nuking the Dragon Empery. Please stop asking, okay? We won't do it."
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
FanfictionAfter much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following r...
