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Announcement - "To all royal navy and iris libre shipgirls, please be wary of being around Prinz Eugen, she'll try and bring you to "Camp Concentrate" to give you a "tour" of the showers.
Mikasa - "Get with the times, world war one and two ended years ago, stop attacking dragon empery girls."
Admiral Hipper - "I appreciate you trying to stop your sister, but that doesn't mean you toss her in the shower to "have a smell of her own medicine."
Bismarck - "You saying "The death of one is the start, the death of six million is progress." doesn't justify the atrocities of world war two."
Cleveland - "It's not wise to try and drink oil just because your engines run on it. Z23 did it and now she's in a coma."
Sheffield - "When I ask for a hand, I don't literally mean a severed hand. How did you even get it?"
Edinburgh - "Do not encourage your sister's antics."
Belfast - "One more unfunny lesbian joke about Enterprise and Zuikaku and I'm sending you to Camp Concentrate."
Enterprise - "No, you're not like hawkeye, you're as shit at aiming as the average call of duty player."
Takao - "Stop saying you're the self-proclaimed "reincarnation of Vergil", you are anything but him."
Atago - "You're not the "reincarnation of Dante", stop humoring your sister."
Queen Elizabeth - "You're not the Queen Elizabeth, you're not even invincible like her."
Warspite - "I think it should go without saying that asking someone to put a collar around you so you can "pretend to be a dog" is not okay. Why do I feel like you bought that collar from Akashi?"
Ayanami - "You shouldn't listen to either Laffey or Javelin when she says she has a fun kid's game to play."
Laffey - "Russian roulette is NOT a fun kid's game."
Javelin - "Don't call pushing other destroyers off a cliff and seeing who can last the longest in a ocean full of sharks a "game for everyone."
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