Tokyo Revengers Oneshots

Headcannons part 5

Who would have guessed? I thought I'd ran out a long time ago but I've collected up these ones and this'll probably be my last addition to the silly headcannons series unfortunately because believe it or not, I cannot keep coming up with these forever (though it probably seems neverending to y'all (＾∇＾)ﾉ♪ )

Hope you enjoy!

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Draken has a photo of the Toman founders in his wallet, whenever he's in a tough situation he takes it out and looks at it and immediately feels better because "If I can deal with these idiots, I can deal with anything"

After Kazutora gets out of prison the second time, he struggles a lot with his mental health so sometimes Chifuyu has walked in on him muttering to himself "Even the worst of days are only 24 hours"

When Baji gets a crush, he tends to really like looking at them and often finds himself staring at them. This has caused quite a few miscommunications where they think he utterly despises them because whenever they look he is staring daggers at them, seemingly glaring.

Kisaki instinctively covers his mouth when he laughs, this causes Hanma to start beatboxing and pretending like it's Kisaki who is doing it.
This drives him fucking insane

Ran uses 'Babe' platonically

Rindou uses 'Bro' romantically

Wakasa sometimes comes up behind Senju and hides her in his Brahman uniform. One minute she's there with Wakasa silently creeping up behind her and the next, woosh she been completely enveloped and all's she can see is darkness.

Kazutora's footsteps are silent, he makes little to no noise when he walks. He always ends up accidentally creeping up on people and scaring the shit out of them. To stop himself from having a heart attack at work, Chifuyu put a cat collar on Kazutora with a little bell on that rings, alerting him of the other boy's presence.

Mikey accidentally puts his shirt on inside out pretty often so Draken always does a check before they leave the house of a morning. The one time he forgot to check was the day of the Valhalla fight, he only noticed right before it began so the two of them decided to just ditch the shirt altogether and just wear the Toman jacket.
You may have previously thought that was a stylistic choice, but nope, now you know the truth.

Emma and Grandad Sano once let Mikey cook dinner for once, he proceeded to cook ramen inside of the kettle, just straight up threw the uncooked ramen inside the damn kettle and switch it on.
Safe to say he has been permanently banned from cooking untill further notice

One time after a particularly intense PE lesson, Chifuyu had a couple of hairs stuck to his sweaty forehead and when a pretty girl brushed them out of the way with her thumb he passed out on the floor. Baji has photos and swore that he'll never stop bringing it up 'till the day he dies'

Mikey is a serial drooler when he's asleep, only Draken and Baji can put up with it enough to carry him places

One time Baji told Pah that a particular Toman meeting that was taking place near Halloween was a fancy dress one. He rocked up dressed like Cauldron which sent the gang into fits of laughter, he kept muttering something about how Peh-yan was late.
It became clear what exactly he was talking about when Peh-yan ran up the steps in a witch costume, complete with a hat and broomstick. Many photos were taken that night

This conversation has definitely taken place before:
Baji - "Which is the correct way, five and seven IS thirteen or five and seven ARE thirteen"
Chifuyu - "Neither because it's twelve"

One time Chifuyu's mum washed his gang uniform on a day where he had a meeting later on that evening. He turned up in a cat onesie but no one dared show even the slightest hint of amusement due to the hovering Baji-mama glaring daggers at anyone who even dared looked at his vice captain too long

Mitsuya's sister saw him and all of his friends in Toman uniforms whenever they came by the apartment and eventually they convinced him to make two just for them. Every so often they'll get dressed up and follow their big brother around the apartment, saluting him as he walks by. Mitsuya just rolls with it and plays along with their game and he won't admit it but it's one of his favourite things to do

Kazutora doesn't know his lefts and rights, if you looks carefully enough at his hands you may see a tiny half-smudged L and R
And sometimes you'll find they're on the complete wrong hand

Takemichi still sleeps with teddy bears but when his friends come over he frantically lashes them all under his bed. Draken saw a blue fluffy elephant peeking out from under his bed once but like the good friend he is, he never mentioned it to anyone
He did, however, text almost everyone in Toman a photo of it
Like the good friend he is

Ran once dyed his hair the opposite way (the blonde bits became black and the black bits became blonde) for April fools
and no one
NOT A SINGLE PERSON
noticed
He went round and asked every person he could find if they could spot anything different about him, each time getting more frantic than the last before finally giving up and sulking

Little did he know Rindou knew about his plan weeks in advance and played a prank of his own by convincing every person Ran would ever think to ask, to say they didn't notice a difference

Chifuyu has a small pebble in his pocket at all times, it's his lucky stone and one time Baji glued googly eyes to it as a joke
Chifuyu kept it like that for years

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A/N:

I know it's been a while since the last update guys but I'm not doing so well in the head at the moment, you can expect infrequent updates untill I finally get off the waiting list for therapy but I shouldn't completely disappear like I did a couple months ago

Love you guys <3
I've loved every second of making this silly little book and I've loved every single comment you lovelies have left