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I heard a loud crash, making me scream in the pillow. I got out the bed and walked downstairs to find Rose in the kitchen, the ice cream bowel on the table.
I stared at Rosemary in confusion, seeing her run around. "Daddy!" She screamed when she seen me, smiling. She ran to me and hugged me, giggling. "Are you high, Rose?" I asked her.
She shook her head at me. "No daddy, I don't smoke" she told me. I looked down at her stomach, seeing our baby girl kicking her and making her have contractions.
"Oh my god" she said, grabbing the table. I carried her back to bed after putting the ice cream away. "How in the hell do you be getting ice cream in here?" I asked her. She giggled again.
"I always order the ice cream and it comes to the house" she said. "How much did you eat?" I asked her. "A lot" she said. I shook my head at her.
"Take your little ass to bed before you go into labor earlier than expected" I said, making cackle out of nowhere. 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗜 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁? I shook my head and cleaned up the kitchen before going back to bed.
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I laughed as I jumped up and down on the bed. I heard a groan and looked down at David to see him rubbing his eyes. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked me as I sung the Arthur theme song.
I then out of nowhere changed the lyrics, making him pull me down when it was starting to get explicit. "David is the greatest man I could ask for, playing with my-!" He then cut me off.
"I'll have to stop you right there because we're not about to scream at the top of our lungs about it" he said, making me giggle. 𝑰 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕, 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅.
I nodded, settling down. "I have to work today" he said. "No, you can't work today" I whined in sadness, pouting. He kissed my pout before he rose out the bed.
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