Dudes. This should be great. Hopefully. Teehee.
Yosh! Let's start.....
NANASE HARUKA
Rebexii: Why are you in the bath every morning?
Haru: Why aren't you?
Rebexii: *snip snip* I want a serious answer Haru~
Haru: I don't know. It's just refreshing, I suppose.
Rebexii: Okay...
TACHIBANA MAKOTO
Rebexii: Do you like Sousuke?
Makoto: E-em...w-well....I do of course.......
Rebexii: Kyaaaa!
Makoto: *blushing like mad*
HAZUKI NAGISA
Rebexii: Describe the thug life!
Nagisa: Hell no bitch. Easter Dave will be on my case if i tell the secrets of the thug life.
Rebexii: Yeah but Easter Dave ain't here.
Nagisa: Listen. The thug life is dangerous man, no more saying. Now can I have my weed please? I'm going nuts over here with Haru and his voices.
Rebexii: *sweatdrop* S-sure. Here you go.
RYUGAZAKI REI
Rebexii: Why are you weird, megane?
Rei: M-megane!?
Rebexii: I rest my case...
Rei: ???
MATSUOKA RIN
Rebexii: Why are you so shark-like?
Rin: What's that supposed to mean?
Rebexii: The teeth....
Rin: Oh! I don't know really!
Rebexii: *snip snip* That doesn't help....
YAMAZAKI SOUSUKE
Rebexii: Do you like Makoto?
Sousuke: I love him....
Rebexii: Kyaaaa!
Makoto: *faints*
Sousuke: M-Makoto!
NITORI AICHEROU
Rebexii: Why so kawaii?!
Nitori: Eh?!
Rebexii: *cuddles*
Nitori: Can't...breath....
MIKOSHIBA MOMO
Rebexii: Seriously! What's with the stag beetles?
Momo: What about them? They are so cool and......
Rebexii: No more! Please no more!
MIKOSHIBA SEIJURO
Rebexii: *snip snip* STAY AWAY FROM KOU-CHAN!!!!
Seijuro: O-okay.....
Rebexii: hmm....
MATSUOKA GOU
Rebexii: Let's be besties, ne?
Gou: Yes please Bexii- chan!
Rebexii: YEAY! Me and Kou-chan are forever besties!
KISUMI SHIGINO
Rebexii: OMG! Kiss me! Please?
Kisumi: Sure! Come over Bexii.
Rebexii: ~chu~
*scissors come flying*
Rebexii: Sh!t! Run! Now!
Kisumi: Eh?! Why? Is something bad gonna happen?
Anonymous: Back away before I kill you with these! *snip snip* Kissing what's mine is a crime in my book. Better run, peasant.
Rebexii: Sorry Kisumi. Looks like your gonna die today if you don't run away.
Kisumi: I'm really confused.
Haru, Makoto, Sousuke, Rin: *secretly hoping Kisumi gets killed because come on, he's annoying as f*ck!*
Rebexii ~chu~
#No Kisumi was hurt...well only a little....okay maybe a bit more.....he's in hospital.......#
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Kuroko no Basuke and Free! One shots!
RandomStarted: June 17th 2015 Finished: November 8th 2015 GOING TO DO A MASSIVE EDIT OF EVERYTHING - Its completed for now. This is only one shots so anything I wrote in here will be deleted and made into a crack book in the near future! You know how one...
