White: You know what? I'll end the event
Joker: Really? Why?
White: Too tired to do another chapter for the event. Also we don't have that much dares. Also I miss writing random chapters
Joker: YES HAHA!
White: Also, I'm showing you my tier list! (Requested by ayakorose645)
(I have no idea how to delete the "We're married" box, so don't mind it)
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK I THOUGHT I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
White: Well, you are, although... you're too emo
Shadow: That's a thing?
Joker: WHY IS THAT PSEUDO CAT ON TOP?!
White: Did I forgot to mention that I'm a cat person?
Joker: *Backs away* DIE
White: Seriously I have like... 11-15 cats (Some of them are street cats)
Joker: Remind me to never come over to your house
Akai: Don't you think the title of the top is too... extreme?
White: I agree although it's in cap so what the heck?
Shuffle sisters: Why are we "Meh"
Spade: YEAH! AI DESERVES BETTER!
Rei and Kira: How about us =_=
White: Look, I'm not a fan of... idols
Everyone in the "Die" slot: ...WHAT THE FU-
White: Thank you cap. Anyway, we will also take a look at the Jones family tree
White: Btw, the person next to Agent Silver is a character that appears in the KSJ manga called "The fiend with 20 faces". He's Silver Heart's master and Lupin's grandson... probably
J: So Lupin is my great great great great great great great great great great grandfather?
White: Add a little more "great" and yeah
White: I'm picturing what Silver Heart's reaction would be when he sees Joker asking Queen to marry him lol
Spade: Master's face would be priceless
White: Agree 😂
Spade: Let's create a time machine!
White: I already did and it didn't work out, It ended up sending me to the Dark Ages
Spade: Ah. Wait did you die?
White: Well yes. I was sent in the middle of a war and someone stabbed me
Spade: How are you still alive?
White: P L O T A R M O R. And a couple of bandages
Spade: Ah.
Akai: So? What now?
White: I have no idea. I'll go check on Alec to see if he's done repairing the fourth wall
Alec: ᚨᛚᛚ ᛞᛟᚾᛖ (All done)
Joker: Wait how can we understand him?
White: We used... it
Joker: *Gasp* YOU USE THE SUBTITLES?!
White: It's the only way
Spade: Guys, it's just subtitles don't make it like it's a doomsday device
White: Shut up you. You know nothing
Joker: *Nod*
Spade: Oh please. I know stuffs
White: Ok then I'll turn off the subtitles and you try to translate Alec
Spade: Easy
Alec: ᚤᛟᚢ'ᚱᛖ ᚠᚢᚲᚴᛁᚾᚷ ᛞᚢᛗᛒ. ᚨᛚᛋᛟ ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚴᛁᛚᛚᛖᛞ ᛁᚾ 5 ᛗᛁᚾᚢᛏᛖᛋ ᛁᚠ ᚤᛟᚢ ᛞᛟᚾ'ᛏ ᚨᛈᛈᚱᛖᚲᛁᚨᛏᛖ ᛋᚢᛒᛏᛁᛏᛚᛖᛋ
Spade: ... Yeah I see why it's a big deal now. TURN IT ON AGAIN I BEG YOU
White: Good to finally know you learnt your lesson
Spade: I heard thing I shouldn't have heard...
White: That's the horror of not using subtitles
(If you're able to translate that, congrats)
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Kaitou Joker Randomness
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