White: TRUTH OR DARE 3! NOW WITH TRUTHS!
Akai: Is that a good thing?
Joker: Nothing is ever a good thing in Truth or Dare
Akai: So it's a bad thing
White: He gets it. Now. TRUTH! SAY WHO YOU LIKE!
Joker: Why?
White: Absolutely no reason! Now shut up and tell me who you like. This is a dare
Akai: I thought this is truth
White: The dare is to tell who you like and it needs to be the truth. So it's technically both
Akai: Ah
White: Now TELL ME *Grabs notepad*
Akai: Uhhh *Sweats fire because there's no way a phoenix sweats water* I- *Yeets himself and flies out of the window*
Joker: Why should I even tell you?
White: I'll give you curry
Joker: I can just ask Hachi to make one
White: Hachi's in prison with the Hulk guarding it
Hachi: HELP ME MR. JOKER!!!
Mugen: I forgot how wimpy I was when I was little
Hachi: That's cruel
Joker: Ok fine. It's... Queen
White: See? That wasn't so hard. QUEEN! I take it you like Joker
Queen: No... Maybe...
White: I'LL TAKE MAYBE! SHADOW!
Shadow: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *Hops in Black Speeder and rides through the wall*
White: ... So... that just happened... ROSE!
Rose: ... No one...?
White: Eh good enough. AI!
Ai: *Fainted like 10 minutes ago*
White: I'll ask your sisters then! Who does she like?
Kira: Give me 1 million bucks and I'll tell you
Rei: It's Spade
White: Figures. Spade?
Spade: ... *Faints*
White: Ai it is! SILVER HEART!
Silver Heart: I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE!
White: Oh yeah. I take it you like both the Queen and Purple! LUPIN!
Lupin: Ms. Jane
White: Oh wow you just said that without any objections
Lupin: I'm a gentleman
White: I think it's safe to say that Lupin is the superior Gentleman than Spade
Spade: *wakes up* HEY!
White: Alright then... D!
D: Absolutely no one
White: Ok. HOSSHI!
Hosshi: Hosshi hossh hossh!
White: ... Ok...
Cyber: Shouldn't we just time skip this?
White: Agreed. This is taking forever
White: *Floats* WITH THE POWER OF THE AUTHOR I TIMESK-
<Timeskip>
White: Nice. Welp. That's everyone. Except for-
White2: *Went into the room* We caught the escaped prisoners *Brings in Shadow and Akai*
White: Oh. Thanks. Now tell me who you like
Shadow: NEVER! *Hops to Akai's back* FLY MY NOBLE STEED FLY!
Akai: *Yeets himself out of the window and flies away to wherever*
White: ...
White2: Did... did Shadow just used Akai as a getaway vehicle and ran away?
White: Apparently so...
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
