A book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
Joker: We haven't cared about breaking the fourth wall at all haven't we?
White: ... *Stares at the fourth wall that's already broken a couple of times* Eh we'll fix it later. LET'S START THE DAY WITH SOME TORTURING COMMENTS!
Everyone: Noooooooooo
White: The first one is from random_KJ_fan and Kait0uKitsune and it's for Spade, Akai, Joker and Shadow. So I'll bring back Akai from the ocean *Snaps fingers and Akai's back*
Akai: I'M ALIVE!
White: For a comment
Akai: TAKE ME BACK TO THE OCEAN!!!!
White: Yeah you guys will probably going to hate it. Especially Shadow
Spade: Why? What's the comment?
White: *Gives them cute pink dresses*
Akai: ...
Joker: You're kidding right?
White: No.
Akai: So we need to wear these?
White: Yes.
Spade: It's just for a day. I mean what's the harm?
White: Actually it's for the rest of the event
Spade: WHAT
Joker: Wait where's Shadow?
Shadow: *Whispers to Cyber* I need to know where White keeps his cloning machine-
White: *Drags Shadow by the cape* Don't even think about it
Shadow: PUT ME DOWN
White: You're going to do the comment whether you like it or not
Shadow: I DON'T
White: You'll still so the dare. Also I already asked White2 to destroy the cloning machine so you can't find and use it. HAHA!
Shadow: Crap-
White: Now here are your dresses and go to the dressing room. Now
Shadow: No.
White: Well then go to the punishment room
Joker: Wait there's punishment?
White: It wouldn't be fun if there wasn't
Akai: He's not wrong
White: Now go get changed
Shadow: Ugh
<A couple of minutes later>
Joker, Spade, Shadow and Akai: *went out of the room*
White:
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Rose: Aww you look cute in that dress
White: Don't worry. You'll be out of those dress in 1 more day
Joker: This is embarrassing...
DJ Peacock: EVERYONE GRAB THE CAMERAS! THIS IS A HUGE SCOOP!
Joker: Great. Now my image is ruined
White: Not my problem
Spade: Yep I'd rather die. Blue, teach me how to commit suicide
White: NO SUICIDE TODAY BUDDY! THERE WILL BE TORTURE INSTEAD!
Akai: I see no difference
White: Next comment! It from miracleshield that says you need to anger the gods. Although for you Hideyasu Takahashi is technically your god since he created you so... anger him
Everyone: Nooooooooooooooo
White: Alright I'll be here... watching...
<A few minutes later>
White: So. How did it go?
Joker: We angered Hideyasu Takahashi and he erased Akai from existence for at least 24 hours
White: Wow- Anyway, next comment
Himiko: Shouldn't we find a way to bring back Akai first?
White: No. It's his fault he angered Hideyasu Takahashi
Joker: IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FAULT!
White: Anyway, next comment is for Joker
Joker: WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A BREAK?!
White: You're the protagonist
Joker: CURSE YOU PROTAGONIST ROLE!!!!
White: It from random_KJ_fan. It says you need to tidy up the Sky Joker while Hachi gives you instructions to clean
Hachi: It's already clean
White: *Messes things up* It's not now.
Hachi: MY HARD WORK!
White: Don't worry. Joker will clean everything up
Joker: WHAT?!
Hachi: Oh yeah. DO YOUR BEST MR. JOKER!
Joker: Traitors
Hachi and White: *Sitting there... eating pocporns as we see Joker suffer*
Hachi: I see why you like this job
White: Mhm
Hachi: MORE BROOMING MR. JOKER!
Joker: I'll fire you
Hachi: Then no one will make curry for you ever again
Joker: I take it back please stay
Hachi: Then keep cleaning up
Joker: YES SIR
White: Welp. That basically covers everything. Now we need more torturing comments. Anything for the KJ gang
Shadow: GIVE ONE TO HIM-
White: Shut it. It's my book so my rules
Joker: Wait what will happen with that yawning jerk?
