Joker: What's with the title?
White: Today, we're playing a game called "What if...?" to celebrate the upcoming Marvel series: "What If...?". (Hardcore Marvel fan :P)
Akai: Ok... how do we play it?
White: With...
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Akai: Uh huh... Seriously how do you play it?
White: I dunno just imagine something. Like "What if Phoenix died because Joker couldn't save him in time"?
Phoenix fangirls: ...
White: I think I said something wrong...
Joker: Let's just change the subject before the fangirls come here and kill us all
Akai and White: Agreed
Joker: What if mine, Spade and Queen's parents are still alive?
White: Meh you'll probably never... be... a kaitou... Yeah now I appreciate Clover's work
Clover: Thank you
Shadow: What if Rose never got her powers?
White: Then Clover wouldn't capture her, and you'll just be plain old Cyan with no fans and you won't have your own song.
Shadow: Now I appreciate Clover's work
Clover: Thank you
Joker: What if cats never exist?
White: Dude how could you say that?
Joker: YOU PRANKED ME WITH EVERYONE DRESSED AS CATS (Except for Lady Doubt and Hosshi) LIKE A CHAPTER AGO!
White: Oh yeah I did. Hehe... it's fun
Joker: IT'S FRICKING NOT!
White: Ok...
Akai: What if me and Acrux never got stranded on Earth?
Joker: THEN I WILL NEVER MEET THAT STUPID PSUEDO CAT! MY LIFE WILL BE FREE!
Hosshi: *Sobbing*
Akai: That's rude Joker
Joker: I DON'T CARE!
White: Oh wow he's stressed
Joker: YA THINK?!
White: I do think
Joker: Let's just end this
White: What if curries never exist?
Joker: *Grabs White by the shirt* Say that again and I will end you. E.N.D Y.O.U
White: Ok ok sheesh
Hayami: What if the world is a simulation? We were never real and we only do stuff to entertain people
Everyone: ....
Joker: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
