If Shadow's a sub teacher

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Shadow: Hello everyone I am your substitute Shadow Joker. You can call me "The scariest person alive"

Random student: That's too long

Shadow: Ok then "Best Joker out of all Jokers"

Random student: That's still too long

Shadow: WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE PEASANT?!

Random student: ... 

Shadow: Good

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Shadow: Good. Now according to your schedule, you're learning math today

Students: YAY! (They're math loving students don't complain)

Shadow: But Screw the f*cking schedule. WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO SWEAR AND KILL TODAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Students: ... BOOOOOOO *Throws random objects to Shadow*

Random student: WE WANT MATH 

Shadow: SHUT UP B*TCH! 

Random student B: Teacher said no swearing in class

Shadow: WELL I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW SO I MAKE THE RULES NOW

Students: BOOOOOOO

Shadow: THAT'S IT IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME

Random student C: Oh what are you going to do? Make us stand to the corner? Ooh I'm scared

Shadow: Oh no. We're doing something much worse 😈😈😈


<Later>

Shadow: Now. Stand there in front of the apple

Students: *Line up in front of the apple*

Shadow: Good. Now stay *Draws out bloody rain*

White: Why did you recommend him as a sub?

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White: Why did you recommend him as a sub?

Joker: For the moment right after this *Eats pocorns*

Random moms: *Hits Shadow with

(Yes they're moms are Mexican)

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(Yes they're moms are Mexican)

Joker: No one can escape the Chancla 

White: True. Give me some of that popcorn

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