White: I'm bored
Joker: Same
White: I have nothing to do other than eating P E A N U T S
Joker: Why can't you just say peanuts the normal way?
White: Because they're P E A N U T S *Eats one and floats* WITH THE POWER OF P E A N U T S I HAVE RISEN HOOT HOOT Wait no that's a different fandom
Joker: Ooh peanuts give you power? I want one *Eats one*
Joker: I SHALL NOW FLOAT!
*Crickets playing in the background*
Joker: What
White: Only I am granted the power of the P E A N U T S
Joker: *Bangs his head on the wall* Huh it usually hurts
White: That's the only power the P E A N U T S grant to everyone. Every time you bangs your head on the wall, it never hurts
Joker: Well that explains a lot of things
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Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)