P E A N U T S

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White: I'm bored

Joker: Same

White: I have nothing to do other than eating P E A N U T S

Joker: Why can't you just say peanuts the normal way?

White: Because they're P E A N U T S *Eats one and floats* WITH THE POWER OF  P E A N U T S  I HAVE RISEN HOOT HOOT Wait no that's a different fandom

Joker: Ooh peanuts give you power? I want one *Eats one*

Joker: I SHALL NOW FLOAT!

*Crickets playing in the background*

Joker: What

White: Only I am granted the power of the P E A N U T S

Joker: *Bangs his head on the wall* Huh it usually hurts

White: That's the only power the P E A N U T S grant to everyone. Every time you bangs your head on the wall, it never hurts

Joker: Well that explains a lot of things

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