Joker: Akai, what the similarities between you and the sun?
Akai: I don't have time for this
Joker: Come on just guess it
Akai: Uhh fire stuffs?
Joker: Wrong. Both of you hurt my eyes
Akai: I'LL KILL YOU
Silver Heart: Jack, what's 4x7-18?
Jack: Uhh...
King: *Holds a paper saying "On a scale of 1-10, how beautiful am I?"*
Jack: 0. The answer is 0
Akai: *Has his hair on fire for whatever reason* I'm on fire because I'm angry
Akai: But I'm angry because I'm on fire!
Akai: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shadow: *Swears to everyone he sees*
White: I'm calling therapy for Shadow
Therapist: *Arrives*
Shadow: *Swears at therapist*
Therapist: *Swears back*
White: I've always wondered what would happen if the therapist needs a therapist
Everyone: 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Akai: That's it?
White: What do you mean?
Akai: We stayed up all night just to countdown from 5? Wow you humans are dumber that I thought
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
