White: Anyone want to play squid game?
Joker: No
Shadow: Absolutely not
White: I'll give you anything you want if you win
Joker and Shadow: Alright I'm in
White2: You seriously like to bribe people who doesn't want to play with prizes don't you?
White: Oh I definitely do
Joker: Ok how do we play?
White: BRING IN THE SQUID
*Gates open*
White: No wait wrong squid *Closes gate and opens another one*
White: Kill it. Now
Shadow: This is- *Gets killed by the squid*
Joker: Wea- *Gets killed by the squid*
White: Game over
Akai: I need my squid back
White: Why?
Akai: I'm making calamari tonight
Squid: ... *Runs back to the sea*
Akai: I GAVE YOU POWER I CAN TAKE IT AWAY
Bonus:
Akai: I WILL MAKE MY CALAMARI AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
White: Water
Akai: AND ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP ME
White: Ice
Akai: TWO THINGS CAN STOP ME
White: Sniper Genma. Do you want me to go on? I have a list full of your weakness
Akai: Nevermind
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)