Kaitou Joker Randomness

KJ does what the comments tell them to do 3

White: *Yawns*

Rose: Are you ok?

White: I woke up at midnight to write this chapter so basically, I'm tired

Rose: Ah

Joker: Wait does that mean we're not getting tortured?

White: Oh no you definitely will. But I'll leave the torturing to White2

White2: Nice

White: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sleep *Goes to bed*

White2: Let's get started shall we?

Joker: No

White2: Your problem. First comment! From neonkitty888 and it's for Akai!

Akai: Oh sh*t

White2: Since when do you learn how to curse?

Akai: *Points at Shadow*

White2: Ah. Anyway, you need to go to the sea and sleep there for 2 days.

Akai: I'LL BE DEAD BY THEN!

White2: Just go to the sea you chicken

Akai: No

White2: Come on. On the bright side you won't be doing any comments for the next 2 days?

Akai: True... ok fine *Flies to the sea and sleeps there*

White2: Now we just wait until there's nothing left of him other than his corpse!

Joker: How can you say that with such a straight face?

White2: No idea myself. Next, it's from Kait0uKitsune and Joker, you can do absolutely nothing on this one,

Joker: Thank you! *Goes back to Sky Joker*

White2: The comment is for Spade, Queen and Shadow

Shadow: This has nothing to do with the coffee incident right?

White2: No. Actually there is a comment for that but no

Shadow: Thank you

Spade and Queen: Wait does it involve shipping?

White2: No. Shipping is more in White's department. I'm just a normal clone living a normal clone live

Spade and Queen: YES! Why can't you just be the host forever?

White2: Because this is White's book in his account

Spade: Isn't this technically also your account? You are his clone after all

White2: Oh no. My account is wayyyyyy over there *Points at WhiteThunder2*

Queen: Ah

White2: Let's just move on to the comment. It says you need to steal Joker's curry and I'll tie it up with the comment from neonkitty888 that says you need to hide Joker's curry in the vent. Consider it your revenge Spade 😉

Spade: HAHA YES!

White2: Now go to the Sky Joker and steal his curry!

Spade, Queen and Shadow: *Goes to the Sky Joker*

<Sky Joker>

Joker: *Playing games*

Spade: Alright operation steal Joker's curry for revenge is on. We go to the kitchen!

Hachi: *Walking from the kitchen*

Spade: Nevermind. We go to the vents!

<Vents>

Spade: Target located?

Queen: *Nod*

Spade: Alright. Shadow, you go down

Shadow: Why me?

Spade: Why not?

Shadow: Why not me?

Spade: Ok good you go

Shadow: Crap *Goes down and grabs curry* Alright I got the curry. Pull me up

Spade: *Pulls Shadow up*

Queen: Now what?

Spade: We run for it *Runs back*

<Outside>

White2: You got the curry?

Spade: Yep.

White2: Good. Now hide it in the vents 

Shadow: Can't we just burn it?

White2: Ooh even better! Burn it

Shadow: *Bloody Rains the curry*

<Sky Joker>

Joker: HACHI! CAN YOU BRING ME MY CURRY?!

Hachi: It's gone

Joker: Oh. WAIT WHAT?! *Goes outside*

<Outside>

Joker: HAVE YOU SEEN MY CURRY?!

Spade: No

Shadow: I don't care about a curry

Queen: Maybe someone's hiding it?

Joker: You're right I'll go look for it even if it's the last thing I do! *Runs to search for the curry*

White2: Ok bye!

White: *Wakes up* Alright I'm awake. So what did you do?

White2: We convinced Akai to sleep in the sea for 2 days, we stole Joker's curry and burn it.

White: Good work *Pats White2's head* I'll take it from here

White2: Thanks

White: Alright we'll end the chapter here and I know there are some comments I missed, so I'll add them in day 4 of KJ does what the comments tell them to do! By the way Shadow, you can't drink coffee with sugar for the rest of the event

Shadow: WHAT?! WHO COMMENTED THAT?!

White: Drone_Ace

Shadow: MARK MY WORDS DRONE. I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU IF YOU DARE

Drone: I dare

Shadow: *Triggered*