White: Let's get started
1. JoQueen (Joker X Queen)
White: YESSSHHH!!! KJ #1 SHIP!
Joker and Queen: O///O
J: Aww someone made a ship for mom and dad
White: Exactly my little friend *High fives J*
Ship rating: Infinity/10
2. SpAi (Spade X Ai)
White: YESSHHHH!!!! KJ #2 SHIP!
Ai: *Hides behind Darkeye mask*
Spade: *Faints because of fever*
Ship rating: Infinity/10
3. Himiko x Phoenix
Akai: Someone made a ship for me and Himi-chan?
White: Yep! Too bad they cancelled season 5...
Ship rating: 10/10
4. Rose X Phoenix
White: I- Fandom, why the heck do you ship these two? They have never met
Akai: Who's Rose?
White: Exactly
Ship rating: 0.00001/10
5. JackAi (Joker/Jack X Phoenix)
Joker: WHAT?! PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH THAT YAWNING JERK?!
Akai: Yeah why?
White: I literally have no idea
Ship rating: 3/10
6. Joker X Shadow
White: Uhh...
Shadow: 0/10!
Joker: THIS IS WORSE!
Ship rating: 0/10
7. Shadow X Queen
White: NO! I WILL NOT LET JOQUEEN RUINED!
Ship rating: -00000000000/10
8. Hachi X Ai
Hachi: ...
White: SPAI FOREEVAAAHHH!!!
Ship rating: -0000000/10
9. Tiger Mary X Hachi
Tiger Mary: I finally found you Hachi my love~
Hachi: *Screaming in fear*
White: Sorry bud you're on your own
Ship rating: Nothingness/10
10. LuKer
Lupin: Why would anyone ship me with that Joker?!
Joker: First that yawning jerk, then Shadow and now him?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FANDOM?!
White: I don't support this ship
Ship rating: 0/10
11. Joker X Rose
White: *YEETS THE SHIP*
Ship rating: -0000000000000000000000000000 (Infinity 0)/10
12. Silver Heart X Agent Purple
White: FRICK YEAH! OLDMANSHIPPING!
Ship rating: 10/10
13. Spade X Joker
Joker: Great, It's Spade now
White: SpAi FOREVAAAHHHH
Ship rating: 0/10
14. Spade X Dump/President D
White: I kinda like this ship? So....
Ship rating: 2/10
15. Spider Ace X Dump/President D
Spider Ace: Why am I shipped with him?
White: Because... for some reason the fandom thinks you're cute so....
Ship rating: 5/10
16. Mr. Kaneari X Commando Satsuko
Kaneari: ME AND SASSY ARE A PERFECT COUPLE INDEED!
White: Yeah sure whatever
Ship rating: 9.5/10
White: I think that's all of the ships in KJ. So.... byeeeee
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Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
