A book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
White: Today, we'll be taking a break from the 100th chapter special event and do literally anything else!
Joker: You're not plotting anything are you?
White: Not this time
Joker: Are you sure?
White: Ok fine it's a comment from Sophie_twilight1234 that says you can do anything with me or my stuffs and money. So technically this is day 5 of the event
Shadow: YES! *Rips the clothes off revealing his normal clothes*
White: You put those in your dress all this time?
Shadow: Those are classified
White: Uh huh...
Joker: JUMP TO THE LAVA PIT!
White: What
Joker: JUMP TO THE LAVA PIT!
White: Seriously?
Joker: JUMP TO THE LAVA PIT!
White: Uhh... White2, you do it
White2: Wha- WHY ME?!
White: You're me so it counts
White2: ...Ok fine. But you're paying for my Disney+ subscription
White: Ok I'll pay for it just do it for me K?
White2: Ok ok *Jumps to the lava pit*
White: There.
Joker: ...Meh we'll make an exception for it
Shadow: I want you to stay 10 feet away from Rose
White: Dude I already did that like... the beginning of the book
Shadow: Really?
White: Buddy, it's the pandemic. What did you expect? In fact, I'm surprised you're not wearing your mask right now what are you thinking? *Puts on mask*
Shadow: True *Puts on mask*
Joker: I thought you said this house is Corona-proof
White: I did?
Joker: Yeah it's a deleted scene from "Introductions"
<Deleted scene>
White: This house is corona proof
<End of deleted scene>
White: Huh... wonder why I delete it
Shadow: Ok just stay away from Rose
White: Easy
Akai: Can we just go back to torturing White?
Spade: I see you're back Akai
Akai: Yep
Joker: Ooh go to Rose and ask her out on a date!
Shadow and White: WHAT?!
White: DUDE WHY?!
Joker: So I can see Shadow chasing you with bloodthirst
White: Ah =_=
Shadow: But why with this dare?
Joker: Because it's the only way to trigger your overprotective brother mode
Shadow: Hmm... You have a point...
Joker: NOW GO!
White: I will get you for this Joker =_=
White: Rose, will you go out with me?
Rose: ...
White: *Whispers to Rose* Look, it's a dare, don't do anything stupid, just say no and I'll stay alive... probably
Rose: What do you mean by staying alive?
White: Just say no
Rose: Uhh... No? (Am I the only person who wants to get rejected when asking someone out on a date? 😂)
White: YES! HAHA! IN YOUR FACE JOKER!
Joker: ... Shadow, kill him
Shadow: *Brings out bloody rain*
White: WHAT THE FRICK MAN?!
Rose: Ohhhh so that's what he meant
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White: Great. Are you satisfied now?
Shadow: No.
Akai: I want to burn him
White: WHAT THE FRICK NO!
Joker: Do it. We can do everything with him
Akai: *Burns White*
White: WITH THE POWER OF PLOT ARMOR, I HAVE REVIVED!
Akai: Neat
White: Are we done?
Shadow: No
White: Figures
Joker: What is your biggest fear?
White: ...Nothing
Joker: You sure?
White: ...Yes
Joker: You're acting sus...
White: ...I'm not
Joker: Hmm...
White: We're done right?
Joker: *Shakes White* TELL ME YOUR BIGGEST FEAR!!!
White: I FEAR NOTHING! Except you mean hate
Joker: YES HATE WHATEVER
White: Like I'd tell you
Joker: FRICK YOU
White: Thank you
Joker: What do we do now?
White: I'll end the chapter
Joker: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
White: I'm the author Joker. I rule everything here
Joker: Well then make me the author
White: That is forbidden
Akai: Exactly. Why don't you make me the author?
Shadow: NO ME!
Spade: I HAVE WRITTEN MANY BOOKS SO I SHOULD BE AUTHOR
The four of them: *Starts fighting*
White2: *Climbs out of the lava pit*
White: Oh nice you're alive
White2: Yep. So what's happening here?
White: Fighting over author
White2: Ah.
White: Yep
White2: ...We should end this before they destroy the house
