Akai Tsubasa! The human fire source!

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White: AKAI! I need your help

Akai: What is it?

White: I need you to fire this stove

Akai: ...What

White: Just do it

Akai: 

White: A human fire source

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White: A human fire source

Akai: =_=

White: Alright that's enough

Akai: *stops fire*

White: *Grabs fried chicken and eats it* It's perfect

Akai: DID YOU JUST FRIED MY UNCLE?!

White: How should I know he's your uncle?

Akai: Actually I don't think I have an uncle

White: Good. THE HUMAN FIRE SOURCE AKAI TSUBASA! BUY ONE TODAY!

Akai: ARE YOU SELLING ME OUT?!

White: Call 000-0000-0000. I guarantee it's a VERY REAL number. BUY ONE TODAY! ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE PLANET! Like literally. There's only one in the planet

Akai: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

White: Getting some money because I can't convince D and Joker to give me some anymore

Akai: Why don't you try robbing a bank?

White: Dude that's not nice to the community

Akai: Oh like selling your friend?

White: Since when are you my friend?

Akai: I- Dammit


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