Kaitou Joker Randomness

Boiling Water

White: Akai, I have a question

Akai: *Raises hand*

White: Don't answer the question with a question

Akai: *Lowers hand*

White: You can't stand water right?

Akai: That is correct

White: But you can stand the heat right?

Akai: That is also correct

White: So. Can you stand boiling water? It's technically water but heated

Akai: That I have no idea

White: Let's test the theory shall we?

Akai: ... Wait what?

<A few minutes later>

White: This is a tank of boiling water

Akai: Why are we here again?

White: For SCIENCE!

Hayami: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE!

White: For DESTINY!

Akai: I'll take that answer

White: Now. Step in into the boiling water tank

Akai: *Dives into the tank*

White: No wait I think this is the normal water tank-

Akai: *ded lol*

<One revive later>

Akai: You planned that on purpose didn't you?

White: Maybe. Maybe not. Now this is the REAL Boiling Waters tank

Akai: Are you sure?

White: Maybe. Maybe not

Akai: Why do you always say that?

White: Shut up and dive to the tank. This is SCIENCE!

Hayami: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE!

White: This is DESTINY!

Akai: Welp. Can't complain with destiny. WEEEEEEEEEE *Dives to the tank*

White: ARE YOU FEELING DEAD?!

Akai: No.

White: ... How about now?

Akai: N- *ded lol*

Akai: *Revives on his own* -o

White: Huh... Try saying something

Akai: Like *ded lol*

Akai: *Revives* What?

White: So the boiling water kills you and revives you at the same time... That's interesting... and pretty weird

Akai: Can I *ded lol*

Akai: *Revives* Go out now?

White: Yeah sure whatever 

Akai: Are you going to use this for one of your "Tortures"?

White: No. Why would someone even use a liquid that kills you yet revives you at the same time? It's basically useless!

Akai: THEN WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!

White: BECAUSE IT'S SCIENCE!

Hayami: I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT SCIENCE!

White: BECAUSE IT'S DESTINY!