C. Blue: Welcome to Blue's guide to suicide!
Random student: Hey that rhymes!
C. Blue: It's supposed to. Step one! Grab a rope
Students: *Grabs a rope*
C. Blue: Next, make the end into a circle like so.
Students: *Does what C. Blue does*
C. Blue: Next, put the rope around your neck
Students: *Put the rope around their necks*
C. Blue: And finally say,
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Students: Right, time for suicide!
White: WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU TEACHING SUICIDE TO 5 YEARS OLDS?!
Hachi: Mr. Blue
C. Blue: Hm?
Hachi: Can you chop the onions for me? *Gives him a knife*
C. Blue: *Hides behind a couch*
Hachi: Why do I think that would work?
White: Why is your name Blue?
C. Blue: I almost drowned in the blue ocean right after I was born
White: Where were you born?
C. Blue: ...Atlantis (Note: Don't believe anything he says)
C. Blue: I don't like Spongebob
Joker: I'll give you one of my treasure if you're telling the truth
C. Blue: Alright
Joker: *Turns on the TV*
That one captain in the theme song: ARE YA READY KIDS?!
C. Blue: *Wearing Spongebob merch* AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Joker: You were saying?
C. Blue: I'm going to commit suicide!
Joker: Sh*t here we go again
C. Blue: *Jumps off a cliff* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joker: Everyone grab your shovels. We're going to dig Blue's grave... again
C. Blue: Hey I'm back!
Joker: Everyone put back you're shovels
White: So let me get the straight. You're a wimpy pirate
C. Blue: Yes.
White: And you can't hold a knife
C. Blue: Yep
White: But you're brave enough to commit suicide
C. Blue: Makes sense to me
White: So hold a knife
C. Blue: NEVER! *Jumps off a cliff*
(Which other characters do you want to see have their own randomness chapter?)
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Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
