Joker: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Akai: Why does the chicken cross the road when they could fly huh?
Joker: *Facepalm*
Joker: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
White: Seriously? This question again?
Akai: Well, according to my planet's history, the great phoenix came first then Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla-
Joker: Is he seriously giving us a history lesson? =_=
White: Apparently so =_=
Joker: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Akai: *Gasp* IT IS?! *Jumps to the floor*
Akai: Ah it's been years since I have a lava bath... it's so warm... *Takes off his clothes and-
Joker: *Went out of the room and locks the door*
Snow: *Falling*
Akai: What are these?
White: Those are water-
Akai: *Locks himself in the closet*
White: Of course
White: I'm stressed of exams...
Akai: What are exams?
White: ...Lucky
Akai: *Pushes button on microwave*
Microwave: Beep
Akai: *Pushes it again*
Microwave: Beep
Akai: Hehe *Pushes it again*
Microwave: Beep
Akai: Hehe it's fun because it's stupid *Pushes it again*
Hachi: Mr. Akai, I just want my sushi...
Akai: *Eats too many chilies* ... SPICY RUSH!
White: There's a spicy version of sugar rush? Meh it can't be that-
Akai: *Turns into his Phoenix form and destroys the house with his fire*
White: *Banging his head on the wall*
Akai: What do you like?
C. Blue: The blue ocean-
Akai: DIE SATAN! *Throws Rock*
Akai: Joker, I have what you human call a "surprise"
Joker: What is it?
Akai:
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White: Why are you wearing that costume? DID YOU STOLE IT?!
Akai: NO! I killed the owner 😎
White: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SUNGLASSES?!
Akai: I buy them with what you human call "Money"
White: Impossible. You shouldn't be able to count money...
Akai: Yeah you got me. ...Acrux killed the owner
Joker: THE PSEDO CAT CAN KILL!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!
Akai: ...Don't listen to him
White: Uh huh...
YOU ARE READING
Kaitou Joker Randomness
RandomA book filled with craziness and randomness of the Kaitou Joker gang. (Connected to @Souless_Cather4's Friday Night Funkin' Randomness book. So check him out)
