Another incorrect quotes ;)
Non of these are original Ideas
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Ex: You're right.
Xisuma: That's... that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Ex: Am I going too far?
Xisuma: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to jail.
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*Language warning for this one*
Xisuma: What happens if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Ex: the car takes a screenshot
Bella: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Ex: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Xisuma: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Ex: I've never heard you laugh before.
Xisuma: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Xisuma: Pick a card any card.
Ex: fine
Xisuma: Wait that's my credit card!
ex: You said any card.
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Ex: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Xisuma: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Ex: We are not doing this!
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(I had a good laugh with this one mostly because this sums up their relationship)
Xisuma: Can I have some water?
Ex: *Starts chugging on their water bottle*
Ex: *Chokes from drinking to fast*
Ex: *Spills water all over themself*
Ex*Coughing*: I don't have any water.
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Ex: What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?
Xisuma: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
(*Cough* Guardians of the Galaxy *cough*)
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Ex: if it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Xisuma:....
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Ex: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Xisuma: You and me!
Ex: *tearing up* Ok.
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Ex: I can never give Xisuma shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
Ex: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."
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Xisuma, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
Ex: You're kinda ugly.
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Ex: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Xisuma: Ex, NO!
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Ex: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Xisuma: ...
Ex: Oh, right. The lying.
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Xisuma: How are you today?
Ex: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Xisuma: *Locks Ex in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Ex: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Ex: Am I in trouble?
Xisuma: Take a guess.
Ex: No?
Xisuma: Take another guess.
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Ex: There's nothing to do....
Xisuma: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Ex: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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Ex: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Xisuma: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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There we have it the weird relationship of the void brothers :)
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