Will need to have read other one shots for this to all make sense
Mumbo: Grian what do you have?
Grian: nothing
Mumbo: A trench coat looks like something...
Grian: it's nothing trust me *meow* *meow* *meow*
Mumbo: Last I knew you don't meow.
*Two cats fall out of the trench coat. And when Grian goes to pick them up on e falls out of his hat*
Mumbo: How many cats do you have?...
Grian: just these I swear!
Scar: he's not lying I have the rest.
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In this the council knows the Prime identities.
*Xisuma and Bella at admin meeting*
*Acting all scary*
*The council is also there*
*the hermit on council knowing they aren't that scary*
"The hermits on the council smirking*
*confused but scared lower admins*
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False and Captain Newton sparring and False doesn't know how good Bella is. Other Hermits are watching. The Vacation oneshot is Cannon in this.
Location: Hermit Wrestling Federation.
False: You think you can handle me?
CN: Yeah I do, try me
False: ok
*False gets her ass handed to her about two seconds later*
CN: Weak *releases False who falls on the ground* Who's next?
Other hermits not including X, Etho, Keralis: O.O
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*Hermits watching a Horror Movie with a tourture scene*
Most Hermits: *Looking away or grossed out*
X and CN: That's all? *Looking bored*
Other Hermit: How are you two fine?!
CN and X: *knowing fully they have more scars than Scar*
X: Experience
CN: What doesn't Kill you makes you stronger
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X: We have a problem?"
Mumbo: I'm sorry about Grian
X: What no! What did Grian do!?
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Tango: You ready boys?
Zed: Yes!
Impulse: NO- too late.
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*At pacific meeting*
Iskall:So in order to raise profit we need to do this, and this *pointing*
Mumbo:So you want me to do what?!
Iskall: *sarcastically* Yes Mumbo I want you to run around screaming Pacific is Terrific.
Mumbo: ok *already getting up*
Iskall: No! Wait it was a joke!
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Stress: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Iskall *swallowing the key*: Truly unfortunate.
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Etho: He welcome to Applebees. Would you like the apples or the bees?
Xisuma: Bees?
Etho: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES
Xisuma: Wait
Grian:* Walks in with a jar of bees
Xisuma: WAIT-
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Stress: What's a thot?
False: Uh- A thoughtful person
*Later*
Captain Newton: *Hands Stress a box of potion ingedients*
Stress: You're a thot
Newton: What did you SAY!
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Iskall: I'm quick at math
Mumbo: Ok what 10 x 48?
Iskall: 25:
Mumbo that's not even close
Iskall: But it was quick.
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Newton: Looks like we're on to plan B
Cleo: Technically this is plan G
Grian: How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?
Newton: Yeah but Cub dies in plan M
Bdubs: I like plan M
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Hermitcraft Onehots
FanfikceREQUESTS ARE CLOSED THIS BOOK IS FINISHED HErmitcraft Oneshots. That sums it up. Actually it doesn't sum it up... My OC is in this Swearing involved No citrus Have fun Have fun:) If you like StarWars go check out my other book.
