Empyrean Iris Story Collection Vol. 3

Chatter

"Oh or how about. @TheRealOmen, where did you guys go on vacation because DAMNNNNN the admiral got THICC."

Adam made a face.

"Mmmm, space Daddy."

"Ew. Put that away." She held it away from him as he reached for it.

"What I wouldn't give to be crushed between Admiral Vir's thighs, #change my mind."

"Stop.

"But it's funny."

"It's kind of weird."

She continued to hold it away as he reached for it, holding onto him with her lower hands as he did his best to reach.

"You should see the fanart." She giggled.

"The WHAT!"

"Yeah, the fanart. There is a ton from the movie, and also from just Regular fans. You are pretty popular after all."

"Popular like a politician is popular." He corrected

She gave him a look, "Adam you met aliens and go on space escapades, you are the captain Kirk they want." She scrolled down, "See here, someone did a lovely drawing of your face."

He leaned over to see, "Oh.... That's actually pretty good isn't it."

It was a bust of his head in full color, whoever had made it was actually really good at colored pencils.

She scrolled through some more, there were a few black and white portraits, someone had painted him, someone had painted Sunny which he thought was pretty cool. There were a few less skilled drawings of course, generally in black and white, and then some others from the movie.

He was pleased to see that there were drawings of his dog waffles with the caption #goodestgirlinthegalaxy, which he couldn't help but agree with.

"Of course this doesn't account for the really weird stuff?"

"What do you mean, weird stuff?"

"Well, there is this lovely pinup of you, which I actually kind of like. Think I might see if I can buy a print."

He looked over her shoulder and pulled back in horror to see himself sitting on a crate covered in the UNSC flag, wearing a flight suit, which was all find and good, accept the flight suit was unzipped most of the way and plunging down his bare chested front, while he sat in a relatively provocative pinup position with his mouth half open.

"If you print that out, I will kill you.:

"You could try. Besides, that one is pretty tame anyway."

"Pretty tame!" He squeaked

"Well there is this one. I love how they strategically placed the UN flag so you are just covered up, like a Greek statue."

His face was on fire.

"I think I have seen enough."

She kept scrolling, "Though this one of you and Ramirez kissing is a bit strange."

His ears were on fire and he quickly looked away.

"Look #bromance, that's cute."

"Please put that away."

"Look the LFIL people are on here too, see don't we look adorable together."

He couldn't help but peek over her shoulder and paused before shrugging slightly, "That actually isn't so bad." It was Sunny with a spear to his throat. It was rendered in a pretty well done cartoon style that he kind of liked. Below it the captain was.