Haikyuu text

Chat

-me wanting to skip this and go straight to the next two chapters because they are JuIcY-

Ughhh fine.

-In Cupid's playground chat-

Oikawa- if we were to have nickname for the groupchat what would they be

Iwaizumi- yours would be
Flatalien🏳️‍🌈👽

Oikawa- .....as you're husband I think that's complete bullshit.
You worship my ass
Literally

Iwaizumi- I dO nOt!

Oikawa- liar

Kuroo- 👀 TEAAAA

Makki- we stan tea ✌️

Mattsun- agreed very much agreed

Bokuto- this groupchat needs a new name

Akaashi- no it's nostalgic

Bokuto- oH cAuSe I kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs!

Akaashi- jehsjekejej 🔫

Bokuto- AH! *puts hand over heart* a-akaashi why?..

Akaashi- sacrifices must be made love

Bokuto- b-but I love you

Akaashi- I'm sorry amigo *dramatically looks away* I have nu feelings to return to you

Bokuto- *dies*

Noya- *screenshots to show at there wedding day*

Tanaka- ^

Makki- I'm-

Mattsun- what was that-

Akaashi- role play

Kuroo- PLEASE DO NOT ASK THEM
THEY FOUND SOMETHING TO DO WHEN THEY ARE SEPARATED INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY ASKING WYD OR SAYING NO YOUR CUTE

Kenma- Kuroo rp isn't weird

Kuroo- IT IS

Hinata- how?

Kageyama- yeah? How?

Tendou- *holds gun up* bitch call it weird again

Semi- *stands in front of tendou* sorry he has problems... *looks at Tendou and pushes his gun down* calm boy

Akaashi- all apologies accepted *shakes semi hand* sorry that my comrade is a FUCKING IDIOT *smiles*

Oikawa- ^ can you send me screenshots of your rp cause that sounds interesting

Iwaizumi- oikawa no

Oikawa- iwachan yes

Hinata- I rp with kags all the tine

Kageyama- it gets -

Terushima- kinky!

Kageyama- yes.

Mad dog- *rolls eyes* sorry my boyfriend is a sex addict

Terushima- *pouts* I am not kyo~

Kuroo- YOU PEOPLE are weird...

Kenma- *pouts* but Kuroo...

Kuroo- no don't stop

Kenma- *snuggles you* pwease

Kuroo- fuck I'm hard

Oikawa- oh!

Terushima- kinky

Mad dog- Teru find a new word to be obsessed with

Terushima- kyo~

Mad dog- no not... I'm leaving