Haikyuu text

Meme battle

-In Cupid's playground chat-

Oikawa- y'all ever wish you was a women so you could give your man a baby
But then you remember that if you were a women they wouldn't want you
Because your man is gay ASF

Iwaizumi- I don't want you anyways so it really doesn't matter

Makki- 😂😂😂😂

Mattsun- *depressed Oikawa noises*

Oikawa- I'm moving in with the aliens

Iwaizumi- bye baby send me a card

Oikawa- :(

Iwaizumi- what you set yourself up for it

Oikawa- you could say you wanna come with me but OKAY Iwaizumi

Iwaizumi- .....

Terushima- ooooooooooo

Tanaka- HE SAID YOUR NAMEEEEE

Noya- he didn't use your nickname

Kuroo- oooooooo someone's in trouble

Iwaizumi- stfu he's just being stupid

Oikawa- ✌️🥳

Iwaizumi- your not funny

Tanaka- hehe

Noya- omg iwa getting kinda mad guess you do like being called iwachan

Oikawa- iwachan is something only I can say so stfu🔫

Bokuto- Oop

Noya- okay okay

Iwaizumi- :)

Oikawa- my iwachan

Iwaizumi- my Tooru

Tanaka- yeah those two are getting married first

Kageyama- obviously

Akaashi- this was already settled

Terushima-I wanna get married

Mad dog- tough

Terushima- :(...

Tanaka- Aww what happened

Kuroo- wait weren't y'all JUST fine like a day ago

Terushima- ugh yeahhh

Mad dog- wanna tell them or should I

Noya- wait! Did y'all break up

Mad dog- no.

Kuroo- damn that was a fast reply

Oikawa- ikr! I barely read noyas question

Mad dog- shut up

Terushima- he's punishing me :(

Mad dog- ...

Makki- don't say it

Mattsun- I'mma day it

Makki- dont

Mattsun- you cant stop me

Makki- please

Mattsun- nope

Makki- omg

Mattsun- kInKy

Mad dog- ah no

Terushima- I wish

Iwaizumi- how is he punishing you then lol?

Mad dog- he lied to me

Terushima- I didn't lie to you... you never asked.. don't make it sound like I'm a bad boyfriend... :( I've never lied to you