-In Cupid's playground chat-
Kuroo- do you guys think I'm a simp?
Bokuto- yeah
Akaashi- 100%
Kenma- only for me daddy
Oikawa- mdjsjshjebe
I think I'm broken
Iwaizumi- oikawa you're already broke
For one, I slapped all you're ass away
And two, you have a bad knee
Oikawa- THAN STOP MAKING ME GET ON MY KNEES IWACHAN
Terushima- kinky
Mad dog- Teru
Terushima- yes princess
Mad dog- .....
Kuroo- I-
Tanaka- idk what to respond to first
Kageyama- oh same
Hinata- KENMA
Kenma- yes?..
Hinata- did you call Kuroo daddy?
Kenma- fucking right I did.
Bokuto- damn
Oikawa- Oop
Lev- I wish someone would call me daddy
Noya- I got you Lev
Tanaka- 🔫🔫 hey
Stay away from my man
Lev- keep you're man away from me!
Noya- I was TRYNA be NiCe
Tanaka- mhmmmmmmmM
Noya- TaNaKa
Tanaka- nOyA
Bokuto- oya
Akaashi- cute
Bokuto- :)
Terushima- Kuroo you have a daddy kink?
Kuroo- maybe
Kenma- he does
Oikawa- we- okay lol.
-In Big Boi Tops🍆 Chat-
Iwaizumi- guys-
Tanaka- yes wasup
Semi- who named this chat?....
Terushima- me 😌
Iwaizumi- yes yes now
Bokuto- wadup
Iwaizumi- y'all ever stick it in an accidentally cum IMMEDIATELY
Tanaka- yeah😔
Kuroo- you don't count Tanaka
Tanaka- WELL WHY FUCKING NOT
Lev- I'm in this chat- holy
Bokuto- well you're a ToP
And Tanaka
Kuroo- it's cause you were a ViRgIn
Tanaka- SO THAT DOESNT MEAN IM A ONE MINUTE MAN
Lev- Oop-
I was a virgin and I still last longer than Yaku ever did
Kuroo- 😂 DaMn
Bokuto- that do be tough
Iwaizumi- I love how none of you are answering my question
Terushima- big mama getting angry
Someone call his sugar daddy
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...
