-in Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- can we talk about pet names?
Iwaizumi- omg baby I'm sorry
Oikawa- no
Makki- lmao what-
Mattsun- so confused
What's up?Noya- wdym pet names?
Oikawa- Haijime is trying to make me call him master...
Iwaizumi- I WAS JOKING
Oikawa- WELL IT WASNT FUNNY
Iwaizumi- I'm gonna fuck you
Kuroo- you mean fight?
Kenma- ^ 😅
Iwaizumi- no.
Terushima- okay but master is cute 🥵
Mad dog- only cause you're a kinky fuck
Terushima- what's my name baby
Mad dog- daddy
Tendou- I- let me just pull a noya real quick *screenshots*
Semi- why-
Noya- same I already screenshotted it
Tanaka- so weird
Noya- you love me
Tanaka- sometimes
Noya- 🥺
Tendou- cause semisemi
Semi- .....
Tendou- ✨blackmail✨
Terushima- 😂 blackmail for what?
Mad dog- literally he's my fiancé I-
Tendou- for when you guys have a kid
Mad dog- I-
Terushima- show that to my daughter and I'll cut you up in pieces
Makki- Aww how sweet
Mattsun- makki you have such weird taste
Anyway
I call Makki pretty much anything I don't have a set name for himBokuto- I call Akaashi princess
Akaashi- he does ❤️
Kuroo- awwwwwww❤️ to cuteeeeeee
Kenma- agreed ❤️
Bokuto- princess❤️❤️🥺
Akaashi- yeah my prince? 🥺
Bokuto- kriskwiowkdjee
Makki- fuck he died
Mattsun- Damn. I liked him
Tanaka- ^omg guys no
Lev- bokuto you cant die-
Tendou- why not
It's a way of liveSemi- no one asked Tendou
Tendou- :(((( BE NICE TO ME
Semi- nO
Makki- what do you have??
Mattsun- a KnIfE
Makki- nO
Oikawa- I think we need help
Iwaizumi- no just those two honey
Oikawa- :)
Kuroo- okay okay guys!
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...