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😐not gonna say Anything.

-In Cupid's playground chat-

Tanaka- is it true that you're dick shrivels up when you're old??

Oikawa- what kinda-

Noya- bro you have no room to talk

Semi- you literally use to ask the weirdest question

Makki- dO yOu ThInK tHe AlIeNs WiLl tAkE mE

Mattsun- ^

Tendou- that's tough bro

Kageyama- you aren't worthy of aliens

Oikawa- IWACHAN

Iwaizumi- if the aliens took you then you wouldn't be with me :(

Oikawa- oh! Okay I'll stay :)

Hinata- I-

Makki- iwachan

Mattsun- iwachannn

Oikawa- DONT CALL HIM THAT

Makki- were talking to you

Mattsun- yeah since ya married iwa

Oikawa- oh...
well what do you want?...

Makki- just to piss you off

Mattsun- pretty much

Oikawa- FuCk YoU

Noya- I-

Kuroo- if my dick shrivels up ima cry

Tanaka- ^

Kenma- I don't really care

Kuroo- well of course you don't
You can live without sex

Noya- pfft how?

Akaashi- idk how he does it

Kenma- wah-

Akaashi- I can't do it :(

Bokuto- 😉

Oikawa- same kashi same

Makki- 😑

Mattsun-  we went weeks at a time without sex

Makki- I died

Mattsun- I thought my dick was gonna shrivel

Tanaka- guys it's a serious question

Lev- ask someone old

Yaku- ^^

Hinata- siri said it doesn't work like that

Tanaka- ....hmmm

Noya- babe

Tanaka- yeah babe

Noya- id still fuck you if you were wrinkly

Kuroo- oh that's soooo romantic

Kenma- are you being sarcastic

Kuroo- yes. Yes I was.

Kenma- I'm proud

Semi- ^

Tendou- *when you don't have a partner so if you're dick were to get smaller no one would notice*
👁👄👁

Semi- stop.

Tendou- ...

Yaku- Oop-

Oikawa- I-

Iwaizumi- oh hey guys-