Perrie: Maybe the reason why I'm single is because I've never gone to a New Year's Eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger.
Jesy: What? I don't get it.
Jade: You're not a true Wildcat.
Leigh-Anne: Your head is not in the game.
Perrie: We're not all in this together.
Jade: You're not the music in me.
Leigh-Anne: You're not fabulous.
Perrie: You will not bop to the top.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Why is Jesy crying?
Jade: She took one of those "Which Little Mix member are you?"-quizzes.
Leigh-Anne: Oh, who did she get?
Perrie: Me...
~~~
Jade: *Singing in the middle of the night*
Jesy: Babe, do you take requests?
Jade: Yes.
Jesy: Please, shut up.
~~~
Jesy: Hip-Hop is my passion. I love to pop and lock and jam and break.
Perrie: Is that even legal?
Jesy: How about you shut up before I pop and lock and jam and break your leg?
~~~
*Lesy's future family*
Jesy: *Yawns*
Baby: *Sneezes into Jesy's mouth and smiles afterwards*
Leigh-Anne: She seems so pleased with herself.
Jesy: Joke's on her, she'll have to bury me someday.
~~~
*After an argument*
Leigh-Anne: *Breathes*
Perrie to Jade: *Glares at Leigh-Anne* look at her over there, breathing and shit.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Guys, I lost Jade at IKEA...
Jesy: How the hell did you manage to lose a grown woman?
Perrie: She forgot to cherish her.
Jesy: Good point, Perrie.
~~~
Jade: Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?
Leigh-Anne: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise, and pretending that I don't exist.
~~~
Jesy: I love your jumper. What is it made of?
Perrie: *Stuttering* g-girlfriend material.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in cinematic history.
Perrie: Excuse me, but have you forgotten when Miley Cyrus appeared in High School Musical 2 for like three seconds?
~~~
*At a birthday party*
Jesy: Forget the past, you can't change it.
Jesy: Forget the future, you can't predict it.
Jesy: Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
~~~
Jade: *Staring dreamily at Perrie* the things I would do to you.
Perrie: Yeah? Like what?
Jade: Hold your hand, kiss you, and maybe even let you meet Barry. He's my beetle.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Did you know that we never stop tasting our own tongues?
Jesy: Would you like to taste mine for a change?
Leigh-Anne: Smooth.
Jesy: Do you wanna feel it? See if it's as smooth as you think it is?
~~~
Jade: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Perrie: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
~~~
Jesy: My pizza is too hot, I can't eat it.
Jade: Well, you're hot too but I still eat you.
Perrie: *Faints*
~~~
Interviewer: The BRITS are taking place next week. How are you feeling about that?
Leigh-Anne: Y'know what, we're gonna have a bloody great night, we're performing and we're gonna show everyone exactly why we deserve that fucking Brit.
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