Leigh-Anne: Now is the perfect time for scary stories.
Jesy: I think Jade should start.
Jade: Alright then. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle".
Perrie: Oh my Gosh, I can't wait to hear this.
Jade: Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
~~~
*In a fantasy world*
Jade: I don't think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.
Leigh-Anne: No, we need some gloves.
~~~
Jesy: Perrie, are you ready to party tonight?!
Perrie: I'm ready to party!
Jesy: Are you ready to get crazy?!
Perrie: I'm already hearing voices!
Jesy:
Perrie:
Jesy: Oh my God.
~~~
Perrie to Jade: Ugh, Leigh can be such a pinhead at times.
Leigh-Anne: *Enters the living room* who you callin' pinhead?
~~~
Jesy: Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly.
Jade to Perrie: Your idiocy has either rubbed off on her or you've put something in her drink.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: *Blows an elephant-shaped bubble*
Perrie: Hahahaha, it's a giraffe!
~~~
Jesy: Move it, Leigh, I'm claustrophobic.
Leigh-Anne: What does claustrophobic mean?
Perrie: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Leigh-Anne: Ho, ho, ho!
Perrie: Stop it, Leigh, you're scaring her!
~~~
Jesy: Nope, never, that's a bad idea.
Jade: There are no bad ideas, Jesy. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
~~~
Jade: In the end, the ugly duckling became a beautiful swan. So there's hope for everyone.
Perrie: Even for me?
Jade: No.
~~~
Jade: Why is everyone so goddamn obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd be perfectly happy just to have a bunk bed.
Leigh-Anne: You're so pure, oh my god.
Perrie: I'm going to tell her.
Jesy: Don't you dare.
~~~
Perrie: When have I ever done something stupid or irresponsible?
Jesy: We keep a list.
Jade: And it's alphabetized.
~~~
Jesy: How on Earth did you and Perrie break the bed?
Jade: It must've been a wild night.
Leigh-Anne: Haha, yeah.
*The night before*
Leigh-Anne: If you can jump so high that you touch the ceiling, I'll do whatever you want for a whole week.
Perrie: Consider it done.
~~~
Perrie: Jade and I went to the charity gala as platonic companions.
Leigh-Anne: Platonic companions? What the hell does that mean?
Perrie: *Sadly* I don't know.
~~~
*At an activity fair*
Leigh-Anne: Step one: be straight.
Jesy: *Walks up to the stand*
Leigh-Anne: Failed step one.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Help me, Jesy, I need a four letter word for "disappointment"
Jesy: Jade.
Leigh-Anne: Not in bed.
~~~
Jade: Have you ever seen something that changed your life completely so you were just like "oh my god, wow"?
Jesy: Yes, I saw you.
Jade: Honestly, that's so freaking sweet but now everything is kinda awkward because I was going to show you a video compilation of a shirtless Zac Efron.
~~~
Jesy: Girls, we're adults now. It's about time we start acting like ones.
Leigh-Anne: Wait, when did that happen?
Perrie: And how do we make it stop?
~~~
*After performing at the EMAs*
Jesy & Leigh-Anne: *Pat Jade and Perrie on their backs* good job, gays.
Jade:
Perrie: *Nervous laughter* did you mean to say guys?
Jesy & Leigh-Anne: Did we stutter?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: It's okay, Jade. The mouse is gone. You can stop freaking out.
Jade: I'm not freaking out.
Leigh-Anne: Oh, really? Why are you standing on the table, then?
Jade: I want to know what it's like to be tall.
__________________________________________________ I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
