Perrie: Why aren't there any playgrounds for adults?
Jade: Theme parks exist, babe.
Perrie: But you have to pay for those.
Jade: Yeah, that's the adult part.
~~~
Jesy: Ladies, we have a problem.
Perrie: I hope it's not a math problem.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: *Yawns*
Jade: Being beautiful must be exhausting.
Leigh-Anne: If that's the case, you must be exhausted too.
Jade: OhmyGod, stop.
~~~
Jade: Where are you going?
Jesy: I'm gonna set fire on Simon's house.
Jade:
Jesy:
Jade: Can I come with you?
~~~
Jesy: Hello, people who do not live here.
Leigh-Anne: Hi.
Jade: Hey.
Perrie: Hello.
Jesy: *Rolls eyes* I gave you an extra key to my house for emergencies only!
Perrie: We ran out of food.
Jade: And I'd consider that an emergency.
Leigh-Anne: A food emergency.
~~~
Jade: I almost choked to death last night!
Jesy: Did you choke on food or on Jed's dick?
Perrie: *Chokes on a banana*
Jade: That was a fantastic visual representation, Perrie.
Leigh-Anne: I want to move back home to my parents.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Wait, you'd actually take a bullet for me?
Jesy: I'd do anything for you, my darling.
Jesy: Except eat a sandwich, they are fucking nasty.
~~~
*At a bar*
Sam: I'll make you so happy if you let me take you out on a date.
Jade: I don't need a man.
Sam: I have money.
Jade: I don't want your cash.
Sam: I'll buy you any ring you want.
Jade: I put my own rock on my hand.
~~~
*Teaching Perrie math*
Leigh-Anne: *Points to a triangle* this means it's 90 degrees.
Perrie: How can it be 90 degrees? It's not even summer.
Leigh-Anne: No, the angle is-
Jesy: Global warming.
Perrie: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Jesy!
Leigh-Anne: *Holds bridge of her nose in annoyance*
~~~
Jade: Can I get you something to drink?
Jesy: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
Jade: Should I get you a Vanilla Coke?
Jesy: Yes, please.
~~~
Perrie: I didn't know what kind of chocolate you liked so I got them all.
Leigh-Anne: Perrie, there are like 100 boxes in here.
Perrie: I panicked, Leigh-Anne! Valentine's Day is very stressful.
~~~
Jesy: *Whispers in Perrie's ear* come on, ask her something!
Perrie to Jade: How are you feeling?
Jade: I'm good, thank you.
Jesy: *Whispers in Perrie's ear* something personal, you idiot!
Perrie to Jade: At what age did you lose your virginity?
~~~
Perrie: Oh my God, it's so hot.
Leigh-Anne: Sorry, it's because of me.
Jesy: Yeah, because you're a demon straight from hell.
Jade: Actually, it's because of climate change.
~~~
*Cooking dinner*
Jesy: Jade, can you give me the people-opener?
Jade: Did you just call the knife a "people-opener"?
Jesy: Isn't that what they're called?
Jade: I'm gonna go make a phone call. I'll be back in no time.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: What are you doing?
Perrie: Appreciating fine literature and art.
Leigh-Anne: But you're looking at photos of Jesy?
Perrie: Exactly.
~~~
Interviewer: Why are you single, Jesy?
Jesy: Because I don't need someone else to ruin my life when I'm perfectly capable of doing it on my own.
~~~
*On the phone*
Hotel receptionist: Good evening, ma'am, what can I help you with?
Perrie: I lost something when I visited your hotel last night.
Hotel receptionist: What did you lose?
Perrie: My virginity!
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