Perrie: We should go to the beach on Sunday instead.
Leigh-Anne: Why?
Perrie: Because the sun will be out all day.
Jade: How do you know that?
Perrie: SUN-day, duh
Jesy removed Perrie from the group chat
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Leigh-Anne: Being alive is so expensive.
Perrie: Exactly, and we're not even enjoying life.
Jade: I do.
Perrie: Did I ask?
~~~
*At the hospital*
Perrie: *Dying* it's not the dying that's hard, it's the fact that you three assholes are the last thing I see.
Jesy: Wow, Perrie, just wow.
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Jade: Leigh, can we get a dog?
Leigh-Anne: Absolutely not.
Jade: Why?
Leigh-Anne: What if its fur is nicer than my hair?
Jade:
Leigh-Anne:
Jade: Are you serious?
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Perrie: I always have a note in my pocket that says "Jade did it" just in case someone murders me.
Jesy: Uhm, may I ask you why?
Perrie: Because I don't want her to remarry.
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*Jesy tries to break up with Leigh-Anne*
Jesy: Listen, I'm at a point in my life where I'm not really looking for a girlfriend.
Leigh-Anne: I understand.
Jesy: You do?
Leigh-Anne: Yeah, it'd be weird for you to look for a girlfriend when you have me.
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Jade: I have a five-year-plan.
Perrie: I don't even have a two-hour-plan.
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Leigh-Anne: What are you doing tomorrow, Jade?
Jade: Having my day ruined because I'll probably spend it with you.
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Jesy: *Cuddling with Hatchi* you're so adorable and so beautiful. Oh, I love you so much.
Perrie: So you can say "I love you" to him but not to me?
Jesy: Perrie, I can say that to Hatchi because I actually love him.
Perrie: Don't you love me?
Jesy:
Perrie:
Jesy: I tolerate you. Isn't that good enough?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: What word can you use when you want to say that you're both mad and sad?
Jade: Malcontent, disgruntled.
Perrie: Smad.
~~~
Jesy: Okay, it's time for Plan B.
Leigh-Anne: We have a Plan B?
Jesy: No, but we need one.
~~~
Perrie: Do you still sleep with a nightlight?
Jade: Do you still live in the closet?
Perrie: What?
Jade: What?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: The chocolate at the bottom of an ice cream cone is the best part.
Perrie: There's no light without darkness and no darkness without light. One cannot exist without the other.
Jesy: Socrates, it's a freaking ice cream cone.
~~~
Jade: I accidentally burned myself with my straightener.
Perrie: Oh no, but did your straightener work?
Jade: What do you mean? Of course it works, I just told you I burned myself with it.
Perrie: No, I mean, you're still gay? The straightener didn't turn you straight?
Jade: Yes, Perrie, I'm still gay.
Perrie: Oh, thank God.
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