Leigh-Anne: I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user
Perrie: I'm a mess for your love, it ain't new
Jesy: I'm obsessed, I'm embarrassed, I don't trust no one around us
Jade: What song is this?
Leigh-Anne: I'm A Mess.
Jade: I know that, Leigh, but what's the name of the song?
Jesy: I'm- HAHAHAHA
Leigh-Anne left the group chat
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Leigh-Anne: Benjamin's death in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button is the saddest moment in movie history.
Perrie: Excuse you? What about the scene in Pokémon: The First Movie when Pikachu tries to bring Ash back to life by shocking him but he doesn't wake up and then Pikachu starts crying because he realizes he can't save his best friend?
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Jade: I don't think the Earth is round.
Jesy: Jadey?
Jade: Yes?
Jesy: Go the fuck to sleep.
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Perrie: Hey Jade, do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?
Jade: Sure. What movie?
Perrie: Fifty Shades Of Edwards.
Jade: Don't you mean Fifty Shades Of Grey?
Jesy: Oh Jadey, if you only knew...
Jade: Knew what?
Perrie: Don't even think about it, Jesy!
Leigh-Anne: Is Fifty Shades Of Edwards the sequel to Fifty Shades Of Perrie?
Perrie: Yes 😏
Jade: Fifty Shades Darker is the sequel to Fifty Shades Of Grey. What are you three on about? Are you on drugs?
Jesy: I'm on crystal meth.
Perrie: Fifty Shades Of Edwards - aka, my movie - is better than all the Fifty Shades-movies combined.
Jade: Your movie? Have you directed it?
Perrie: I play the leading role, as well.
Jade: Why did you never tell us anything about this, Perrie? This is huge!
Jesy: Okay, first of all, Perrie hasn't directed a movie, let alone starred in one, dumbass. She wants you to come over to her place and watch her private show, aka Fifty Shades Of Edwards.
Jade: Is that true, Perrie?
Perrie: Yes.
Jade left the group chat
Perrie: Oh.
Jesy: At least you tried.
Leigh-Anne: A for effort.
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Jesy: You're all I need.
Leigh-Anne: Actually, you need food and water in order to live, you need clothes to keep yourself warm, you need a safe place to stay, you need a job so you can get money, you need medicine when you're sick in order for you to get better-
Jesy: Just...shut up.
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Jade: I have otitis externa...
Perrie: Speak English.
Jade: It's an ear infection. And it's extremely painful.
Jesy: Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
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Perrie: Ari just followed us on Twitter! Wig!
Leigh-Anne: The collab of the year is coming.
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Leigh-Anne: Jordan cheated on me 😔
Jesy: I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
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Perrie: If at first you don't succeed, pack your bags.
Jade: I see you've been hanging out with Jesy.
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Jesy: Oh my God, you're so dramatic!
Leigh-Anne: I am not dramatic!
Jesy: *Sees a hot guy* the hot guy across the street is a doctor.
Leigh-Anne: And suddenly I don't feel so well. *Fake faints*
Jesy: I'm going home.
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Perrie: I could really use some good advice right now.
Jesy: Breathe. Because if you don't breathe, you'll suffocate.
Perrie: Thank you, you just solved all my problems.
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Leigh-Anne: I'm so grateful to have you guys in my life. Meeting you is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Jade: I agree. Meeting me is the best thing that's ever happened to you.
Perrie: Way to ruin the moment, Jade.
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Perrie to Jesy: Strangle me with your thighs.
Jade & Leigh-Anne: *Choke on popcorn*
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Jade: I'm gonna ride shotgun!
Leigh-Anne: No, I'm gonna ride shotgun!
Perrie: I'm the youngest so I should ride shotgun!
All three: Jesy!
Jesy: *Rolls eyes in annoyance* okay, Jade is the least annoying one so she can ride in the front with me.
Leigh-Anne: But-
Jesy: GET IN THE CAR!
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Jesy: Oh God! Sweet Jesus in Heaven! I can see the light, I can see the light! Almost there! Oh God, oh God! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Jade: Uhm, what are you doing?
Jesy: Oh, nothing. Just trying to imitate the way you sounded last night.
Jade: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jesy: Leigh must be very good in bed for you to enter Heaven.
Leigh-Anne: *From the bedroom* DAMN RIGHT I AM!
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ONLY YOU IS OUT IN MY COUNTRY AND IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG! I FUCKING LOVE IT! MY BABY LEIGH REALLY SNAPPED, SHE HAS IMPROVED SO MUCH AND I'M SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF HER! ❤️❤️❤️
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
