*Jadesy VS Lerrie*
Jesy: I'd move mountains for you.
Jade: That's so sweet, baby. Can you get me a glass of water?
Jesy: Anything for you, my darling.
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Perrie: I'd cross oceans for you.
Leigh-Anne: I love you. Can you make me a sandwich?
Perrie: Let's not go too crazy.
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Jade: We won't get in trouble for this, right?
Perrie: No, not a chance.
Later
Jesy: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!
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Leigh-Anne: Have you ever been rejected?
Perrie: Yes.
Leigh-Anne: Really?
Perrie: *Sadly* Hatchi once ran away from me when I tried to pet him.
Leigh-Anne: *Gasps* that's so brutal.
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Perrie: Imagine if you got paid for being cute.
Jade: Oh, you'd be so rich.
Perrie: What?
Jade: I mean, what?
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Perrie: A cheeseburger walks into a bar and orders a watermelon cider.
Perrie: The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."
Jesy removed Perrie from the group chat
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Jade: Are you still angry?
Jesy: I was never angry, Jade.
Jade: You threatened to wipe out the human race.
Jesy: Okay, I was a little angry.
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Leigh-Anne: You should apologize to Perrie. It's the right thing to do.
Jesy to Perrie: I'm not good with apologies, so un-fuck you or whatever.
Leigh-Anne: Not the apology I'd hoped for, but I'll accept it.
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Leigh-Anne: *Working diligently on a song*
Perrie: *Lying upside down in a desk chair* do you think planets ever feel lonely?
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Perrie: Did you see that?
Jesy: See what?
Perrie: Jade gave Leigh the nod.
Jesy: What nod?
Perrie: The "let's hook up after rehearsals"-nod.
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Jesy to Perrie: *Strums guitar* this song is dedicated to you. It's called You Are So Cute And I Am So Mad. Because I think that you are so cute and I am so mad about it.
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Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix
FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
