Leigh-Anne: Why do I even like your dumb ass?
Jesy: Huh? What did you say?
Leigh-Anne: *Panicking* I SAID YOU HAVE A NICE ASS!
~~~
Jade & Perrie: *Kissing*
Jesy: *Walks in and clears throat* excuse me.
Jade: Oh, hi, Jesy.
Jesy: Care to tell me what you two were doing?
Perrie: I took some crumbs off Jade's lips.
Jesy: With yours? You do realize that napkins exist, right?
Perrie: Napkins are overrated.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Simon was just taken to hospital by ambulance.
Jade: Why? What happened?
Leigh-Anne: Jesy confronted his sexist ass and then pushed him down the stairs.
Jade: She is a bad bitch made up of magic.
~~~
Perrie: Jade just called and asked if Danielle and Ariana could go out with us tonight.
Jesy: What did you say?
Perrie: Yes, obviously.
Leigh-Anne: The more bad bitches, then the more merrier.
~~~
Jesy: So my house burned itself down?
Jade: Metaphorically, yes. Physically, no.
~~~
Waiter: What do you want to order?
Perrie: A strawberry milkshake. Oh, and can you please bring two straws?
Leigh-Anne: *Blushes*
Waiter: *Comes back with the milkshake and two straws*
Perrie: *Puts both straws in her mouth* how fast do you think I can drink this?
~~~
Jake: Do you think about us?
Jesy: Jake, it's been two years...
Jake: 'Cause I do, think about you.
Jesy: Listen, I've moved on. You should too.
Jake: How? I need your love, don't know what I'm gon' do.
Jesy: Goodbye, Jake.
~~~
Random guy: Come home with me, babygirl. I promise you won't regret it.
Jade: No, thanks.
Random guy: You're not that pretty, anyways.
Jade: Well, I say I'm beautiful, it's my committee.
~~~
Perrie: You're such a badass.
Jesy: One day I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a paramedic.
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
