Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix

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Perrie: Knock, knock.

Jade: Who's there?

Perrie: Choke

Jade: Choke who?

Perrie: Choke me-

Leigh-Anne: CHOKING HAZARD, UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN. SOMEONE, PLEASE, HAND ME HOLY WATER!

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Jesy: Do you really think that I enjoy being mother hen to you all?

Perrie:

Leigh-Anne:

Jade:

Jesy: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

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Leigh-Anne: Baby?

Perrie: What is it, my darling?

Leigh-Anne: I want to tell the whole world that we're together.

Perrie: *Whispers* we are together.

Leigh-Anne: Why'd you whisper, baby?

Perrie: Because you are my whole world.

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Jade: English is weird. "You ain't shit" and "You are shit" are both insults.

Perrie: But, "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Jesy: It's three in the morning, shut the fuck up!

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Perrie to Jade: *Jokingly* I should have Jesy kill you for that.

Jesy: *From the kitchen* kill who?

Perrie: I was just joking, babe!

Jesy: *Walks into the living room with a knife in her hand* is Jade bothering you?

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Leigh-Anne: Jesy put salt in my coffee because I annoyed her but I'm still going to drink it because I'm petty and I won't let her win.

Jade: Is it really that serious?

Leigh-Anne: Yes.

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Jesy: It's been a week since last time I stabbed someone.

Leigh-Anne: Uhm...I am so proud of you. No stabbing Wednesdays. New tradition!

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Interviewer: *Asks a political question*

Jesy, Leigh-Anne & Perrie: *Look at Jade*

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Mixers: Jade, please, update LM5 BTS.

Jade: I don't think anyone is interested anymore.

Mixers: Update LM5 BTS, Jade, we're begging you.

Jade: Nah, I feel like it's boring the life out of you.

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Perrie: *Crying*

Leigh-Anne: What is it, babe?